T'was the night of the Ganza, first of the year,
The Hogs were all drinking their whisky and beer.
Some Hogs want shop credits, while others want steel,
Whatever they win is one heck of a deal!
You have to be fast, can't win if you're slow,
The Hogs will be squealing when Jerry says "GO"!
Don't be fooled by all the fake Jerrys,
Look for the name as red as some berries.
To all the contestants, good luck and good cheer,
What a great way to start a New Year!!!
Just remember that when all is said and done,
T'was a wonderful gesture, so have lots of fun.
Thanks again to Jerry, the King of the Porkers,
And to his great crew, they're ALL really corkers!!
The Hogs were all drinking their whisky and beer.
Some Hogs want shop credits, while others want steel,
Whatever they win is one heck of a deal!
You have to be fast, can't win if you're slow,
The Hogs will be squealing when Jerry says "GO"!
Don't be fooled by all the fake Jerrys,
Look for the name as red as some berries.
To all the contestants, good luck and good cheer,
What a great way to start a New Year!!!
Just remember that when all is said and done,
T'was a wonderful gesture, so have lots of fun.
Thanks again to Jerry, the King of the Porkers,
And to his great crew, they're ALL really corkers!!