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FortyTwoBlades

FortyTwoBlades

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Had to share. :D

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Beautiful clean and straight crosscuts at both the stump and at the firewood pile! The sign of a master!
 
Reminds me I am WAY over do for a bottle with a worm in it.

If I post anything late Friday night I hope the mods will delete it for me. Or you guys can just ignore me. ;)
 
Garry3 you crack me up.

300Six, what.....you're axe cuts don't look like sawn crosscuts? You must be doing it wrong. ;)
 
Square_peg said:
Garry3 you crack me up.

300Six, what.....you're axe cuts don't look like sawn crosscuts? You must be doing it wrong. ;)
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I guess I've always done it wrong! The result of watching and emulating the work of beavers when I was an impressionable young kid. Back when my weekly allowance was 25 cents I would chop down entire trees just to retrieve out of reach and stuck hunting arrows that cost $1. I knew nothing about sharpening axes back then either.
 
OK Square Peg, It's your shot.

Its almost perfect except my wife is home or it would be a hand made Maduro rolled on the inner thigh of a beautiful Jamaican goddess.

Oh well, I am not going to let it ruin my night.

I think I miss placed the cap already.

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It's still your shot!
 
I think I'd fit in just great at your place, Garry3. After we finish off that tequila we'll crack this bottle of Knob Creek.
 
Knob Creek is good stuff. It's tradition for my father, brother, and me to gift a bottle to each other at the holidays.
 
I know absolutely nothing about that weird comic strip. Is the artist toying with us or is he/she a genuine and deliberate hayseed?
Revisit of the post shows the character carrying what appears to be a dead bunny under one arm and shouldering an axe (blade faced down) over the other. Blade pointed at the body is not the learned way of transport, while in transit, where I grew up. Even if the artist knew nothing about sharp and pointy things he/she had a 50% chance of artist-rendering this correctly.
 
The artist is not a country fellow to the best of my knowledge. Further evidence is the improper construction of the axe and paint on the edge.
 
Square_peg said:
I think I'd fit in just great at your place, Garry3. After we finish off that tequila we'll crack this bottle of Knob Creek.
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That ain't terkillya, that's mezcal -- well...Sam Dam Ting but not from the specific region that is allowed to call it tequila. Once yer done recoverin' from the Knob Creek we can start in on the George Dickel, or, if yer in the mood for something from North of 49, Lot 40 Rye which is the damn' tastiest Canadian whiskey I've ever had (and I've had a little...).

Blindness and melancholia from Screech? Guy's a Canadian, eh!

Oh, and 300Six -- notice the handle of the axe apparently goes around the head? In anthropological-speak, that's a "celt."
 
Skiv said:
Oh, and 300Six -- notice the handle of the axe apparently goes around the head? In anthropological-speak, that's a "celt."
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I overlooked the axe, suspecting that the cartoonist had seen one too many colourful Fiskars ads.
 
Is that a dead rabbit he's carrying in the last panel? Is he supposed to be hunting rabbits with a felling axe?
 
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