A Good Laugh

This song's steinmanesque lyrics reach the deepest regions of the cutlery lover's heart. This is a new artist to watch and a new sound in which to rejoice. Bravo! Bravissimo!
 
Yess! Knifedom needs more
funny pop hits like this
to counter the largely
disproportionate anti knife hyye
with often unflattering
misinformation about knifenuts.
I m a fan with a request.
Perhaps this knife luvin' music sensation
could compose another hit
on the toils of knife sharpening next ;-)
 
Yess! Knifedom needs more
funny pop hits like this
to counter the largely
disproportionate anti knife hyye
with often unflattering
misinformation about knifenuts.
I m a fan with a request.
Perhaps this knife luvin' music sensation
could compose another hit
on the toils of knife sharpening next ;-)

Sadly it will probably never happen, all sheets of music were sliced into thinly shredded bits during knife sharpening tests.

Said artist was found void of all hair and has thus taken up competitive swimming to buy new H1 Spydercos.
 
Now we have a trubedor to help release the inner angst of us Knife nuts. That was funny. :D
 
This is the guy, who walks up to the bar, gets drunk off a single beer, and then cant stop talking about how drunk he is.

7 Spydercos? Credit card fees?

Yeah, sport, try crippling debt and a gun safe with broken hinges there's so many knives inside. It's a knife safe, Janice.
 
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