A hint for those new to the ganza ordeal

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cruelraoul

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Hogs don't slay me too much for helping people out, but being a new year, I wanted to help to mend some of the bad feelings coming from the new forum posters and fellow piglets.

TO ALL FIRST-TIMERS:
Jerry himself, being the alpha boar, is probably the sneakiest of everyone on this forum and likes to have a laugh at our expense while he is sipping on his whiskey and posting the "GO GO GO" thread. He will probably sneak in under one of his aliases on Sunday and post it. The hogs know his aliases and send in their emails (this is the advantage that Jerry mentioned).

Most newcomers wait around for some kind of perfect match on the thread and by that time the hogs have devoured everything at the trough from a post that came 15 minutes earlier.

So keep your eyes peeled. Jerry has many pseudonyms on the forum.

I would end with good luck, but I am going to take my knife, and luck has nothing to do with it.
 
I don't know if any one can forgive you for that one.


Next time just keep the secrets to yourself and let the piglets learn by experience.



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You're basically aiding the enemy in war time, a crime of treason during a time of war is punishable by death. In this case, everyone is my enemy!
 
What day is it did I win the MOAB Yet, are they going to call me?:D Maybe Stealth Mode would be better.;)
 
I think I'm just going to continue to post nonsensical things until this ganza is over, I'd hate to be inadvertently helpful.
 
I am sorry if I have screwed everything up for the big hogs by helping the newcomers, but it just seems like the forum would suffer if we don't welcome them.

MY LAST HINT FOR THE NEWCOMERS IS POSTED IN THIS THREAD:
The Ganzaa Email IQ Test/Trick Revealed

Please don't turn me into bacon on a stake at the Blade show for this, Jerry, Amy and the hogs.
 
Wow the private hate mail has been flowing in from the hogs since I posted these tidbits to help the piglets and newcomers to the forum. Again, I am sorry if I ruined the fun by divulging too many secrets that people usually had to learn through the school of hard swines.
 
cruelraoul said:
Wow the private hate mail has been flowing in from the hogs since I posted these tidbits to help the piglets and newcomers to the forum. Again, I am sorry if I ruined the fun by divulging too many secrets that people usually had to learn through the school of hard swines.
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One more word .... :eek::eek::eek:




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And I will have to BAN you.;)
 
Well, I think this is what a hog will do to get the newbies disqualified... This is NOT a helpfull tip, but sabotage! The other hogs sees this, and supports...
 
bonfire said:
Well, I think this is what a hog will do to get the newbies disqualified... This is NOT a helpfull tip, but sabotage! The other hogs sees this, and supports...
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You obviously have no idea what you are talking anbout, all cruelraoul was trying to do was be helpful to you and the other newbies. So think what you want but be sure of this, if you try and make your way to the trough you will be trampled and stompped if you dont take this advice.


BTW, you will be trampled and stompped no matter what you do!!!


Good Luck!!!:)
 
That was very kind and generous of you cruelraoul. Tis the season right? A little to kind if you ask me. I am sort of a newbe, even though I have been lurking for a long time. This is the kind of information that should be left for the new ones to figure out on their own.
 
Boys, I do not post much but I have purchased a few knives from the Busse family of knives and I do follow the forums but I gotta tell ya it is a riot reading what goes on here. But you know what they say about boys, as times goes on the only thing that changes is that the toys get more expensive.

Happy New year Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!
 
The hogs know his aliases and send in their emails (this is the advantage that Jerry mentioned).I've been told they are Jerryhog, Jerrycurl,Jerryman,Jerrybob,Jerry the knife,Jerryboss,Jerrysanta,Jerryporkchop, there's some others but I can't think of them at the present. Everything's a blurr right now. Hope this helps you guys decode some of the myths!
 
cruelraoul said:
Hogs don't slay me too much for helping people out, but being a new year, I wanted to help to mend some of the bad feelings coming from the new forum posters and fellow piglets.

TO ALL FIRST-TIMERS:
Jerry himself, being the alpha boar, is probably the sneakiest of everyone on this forum and likes to have a laugh at our expense while he is sipping on his whiskey and posting the "GO GO GO" thread. He will probably sneak in under one of his aliases on Sunday and post it. The hogs know his aliases and send in their emails (this is the advantage that Jerry mentioned).

Most newcomers wait around for some kind of perfect match on the thread and by that time the hogs have devoured everything at the trough from a post that came 15 minutes earlier.

So keep your eyes peeled. Jerry has many pseudonyms on the forum.

I would end with good luck, but I am going to take my knife, and luck has nothing to do with it.
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I will make it even easier for them, just 3 things you have to do. :D


1) Put your 3 choices in an email with your name etc.

2) Email them to Jerry, AMY and the Shop

3) Call or email the Shop on Monday 1/4/2010 to confirm if you won or not.


See how easy it is? :thumbup:
 
Nice job there Cruelraoul!!!! :grumpy: . . . Or should I say Dead HOG Walking!!!! :eek:

Are you running for King of the Newbees??? :confused:

Why don't you just give them the secret email account that the HOGs use and then tell them about the whole time warp/cached pages trick while you're at it? :eek: :confused:

Oh, and by the way. . . Amy called and said that you're at the top of her list!!!. . . :eek:

I did what I could for ya bro, but she was livid!!!!! :eek:

You've basically signed your own sentence here!!!

Good luck and I hope to see you on the other side. . . (Oh, and if Amy asks. . . this conversation NEVER took place!!!)

Jerry :D





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