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A Hog, a Rat, and a Dog walk into a bar...
- Thread starter MikeH
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A clean joke... that's tough. This is the best I can do with the restriction in place:
A Hog, a Rat and a Dog walk into a bar.
The Rat asks, "Excuse me sir, do you serve cheese beer?".
The bar tender, old as the hills and wearing two hearing aids, leans over the bar and responds "Huh?!"
The Rat asks a little louder, "Do you serve cheese beer?".
The bar tender thinks for a moment then lights up and replies "No, we don't serve your kind here!"
The Dog, unperturbed, asks "Do you serve beef beer?".
The bar tender, cupping his hand to his ear, responds "Huh?!"
The Dog asks a little louder, "Do you serve beef beer?".
The bar tender replies "No, we don't serve your kind here either!"
The Hog, much bigger than the Rat and the Dog, leans over the bar, stares the bar tender in the eye and asks, "Well, do you serve MY KIND here?!?"
The bar tender pauses, clearly puzzled he scratches his head, looks left and right, then lights up and responds "Odd request but I get you, have a look at the Specials Board, 3rd down - Bacon and Eggs... but your two buddies will have to try the dodgy takeaway store next door!"
Ok... :barf:
So, do I win a Gladius or NMFBM LE?? :foot:
A Hog, a Rat and a Dog walk into a bar.
The Rat asks, "Excuse me sir, do you serve cheese beer?".
The bar tender, old as the hills and wearing two hearing aids, leans over the bar and responds "Huh?!"
The Rat asks a little louder, "Do you serve cheese beer?".
The bar tender thinks for a moment then lights up and replies "No, we don't serve your kind here!"
The Dog, unperturbed, asks "Do you serve beef beer?".
The bar tender, cupping his hand to his ear, responds "Huh?!"
The Dog asks a little louder, "Do you serve beef beer?".
The bar tender replies "No, we don't serve your kind here either!"
The Hog, much bigger than the Rat and the Dog, leans over the bar, stares the bar tender in the eye and asks, "Well, do you serve MY KIND here?!?"
The bar tender pauses, clearly puzzled he scratches his head, looks left and right, then lights up and responds "Odd request but I get you, have a look at the Specials Board, 3rd down - Bacon and Eggs... but your two buddies will have to try the dodgy takeaway store next door!"
Ok... :barf:
So, do I win a Gladius or NMFBM LE?? :foot:
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Oh... and did you hear about the guy that walked into the bar, reached in one pocket and pulled out a miniature piano, and in the other pocket pulled out a tiny little man about a foot tall....
He placed them both on the bar and the tiny man began playing amazing and beautiful music from the tiny piano.
The bartender says... "OK... I've seen everything being a bartender, and nothing surprises me anymore. But I must ask... what the hell is the deal with THAT!???"
The man responds that he found a lantern on a beach, rubbed it and a Genie popped out! "YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND"said the Genie.
So.... that is how I ended up with that fellow on the bar and his piano.
So the bartender asks for a rub of the lantern, and the customer happily complies...
Upon rubbing the lantern, a Genie pops out and says "YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!"....
Bartender says... "heck, that's EASY... I want a million BUCKS!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly the bar is filled with a million quacking ducks!???
Bartender says... dammit..... I said a million "BUCKS" not a million "DUCKS"!
The customer looks at him and explains... "genie don't hear so well"... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch 'pianist'...
He placed them both on the bar and the tiny man began playing amazing and beautiful music from the tiny piano.
The bartender says... "OK... I've seen everything being a bartender, and nothing surprises me anymore. But I must ask... what the hell is the deal with THAT!???"
The man responds that he found a lantern on a beach, rubbed it and a Genie popped out! "YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND"said the Genie.
So.... that is how I ended up with that fellow on the bar and his piano.
So the bartender asks for a rub of the lantern, and the customer happily complies...
Upon rubbing the lantern, a Genie pops out and says "YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!"....
Bartender says... "heck, that's EASY... I want a million BUCKS!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly the bar is filled with a million quacking ducks!???
Bartender says... dammit..... I said a million "BUCKS" not a million "DUCKS"!
The customer looks at him and explains... "genie don't hear so well"... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch 'pianist'...
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A hog, a rat and a dog walk into a bar.
“I’ll have a 7 & 7,” says the dog.
“Swamp water neat,” says the rat.
“I’m just looking for a little Busse,” says the hog.
Bartender replies, “It’s not that kind of bar.”
“I’ll have a 7 & 7,” says the dog.
“Swamp water neat,” says the rat.
“I’m just looking for a little Busse,” says the hog.
Bartender replies, “It’s not that kind of bar.”