A Jerry Poem

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Tom Kanik

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Praise to Jerry for his great Santaganza,
Such a great gesture deserves a new stanza;
He certainly takes care of all of his Hogs,
And sometimes even some Rats and some Dogs.

Excitedly we screamed to all of our wives,
Santa Jerry is GIVING AWAY some of his knives!
They really are free and won't cost a buck,
You just need a fast service and a whole lot of luck!

And so with great hope my fingers will cross,
And a BIG thanks to Jerry, the great Hog Boss!
 
Um, if you want to bribe Jerry into giving you preference in the Ganza you'll have to do better than that!
























Only kidding :D.
 
BATTLE MISTRESS
She was so Awesome She was so mean
Her curvy lines made of Infi
Whenever I used her or she used me
Whatever we chopped we did it with glee
I knew my Mistress was built Busse Tough
No matter how I beat her she took it no gruff
My Mistress My Mistress what have we become
Together through hard times I knew you would'nt run
Her edge was still Gleaming after all I had done
For she knew what it took but she still had fun
Together we beat and we hacked up some brush
Only to find she was still Busse tough
Her edge was as sharp as when we began
She never let me down no she never ran
For all I had put her Infi steel through
My Mistress came up fighting like I knew she would do
When I finally Sheathed her at the end of the day
I knew she did'nt want to I just could'nt stay
But before we parted I cleaned her up
So until the next time my Lovely Mistress!:D
 
Lycosa said:
Very good!
Now do one for Jennifer then Amy. :)
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Congratulations to Jennifer and her two twins,
With two little Busses the adventure begins.
Her days will be long, as well as her nights,
When it's time for a car, there will be fights.
But through it all, like a light from above,
Jennifer and Jerry surround them with love.



Now we come to the great Amy-O,
I was pleased to meet her at the Blade show.
She's looking good, and always so sweet,
Just talking with her is really a treat.
She's gearing up for the knives that are free,
So please remember Amy - ME,ME,ME!!! :D:D:D
 
I'd surely pay you tomorrow for a free knife today. Shoot me a PM Jerry. :p
 
Just like a spider crawling in a mimosa,
These few words are just for Lycosa.
The trough's a great place, we know that it's true,
It's full of great Hogs, like Jerry and you! ;):thumbup:
 
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