A little bored work fun...

[Fletcher Knives]

I work in a motorcycle shop and it's not uncommon for us to come up with really stupid and destructive ways to pass the time on slow days.

A minute ago I happened across a couple of the parts guys playing with these apparel hangers. The pants clips on these things are insanely tight. They almost take two hands the open and they have teeth on them. The guys were clipping them to nipples and such and wimpering through their distorted faces.

I grabbed one, dropped trow, and clipped on to the tip of Captain Happy. I was quite verbal about the cituation, but needless to say, I instantly won. Both of them were like, "dude! You are f@#$in crazy! Jesus Christ! You win! You win!" LOL.

It's all too common around here for me to put on a brave display of threshold just to see other people grab their own junk in simpathetic pain and to watch them gag.

 

[crowdog]

 

[lazerboy2000]

I think this would time where "pics or it didn't happen" need NOT apply.

You are a crazy mofo, my friend.

 

[D1omedes]

LOL

I made that exact face when I read the OP.

 

[Alanp]

Quoted for truth........

 

[razorback1595]

perfect reply by crowdog xD

 

[Harp247]

You should appear on the next episode of:

 

[Billy516]

Ehh, this falls under the category of TMI.

 

[Fletcher Knives]

The boss just walked by the office and said in passing, "Dylan, how's the p _ _ _ s?" I'm sure he expected something along the lines of, "feeling fine. Thanks." Instead he got, "I think its a little outta date. Taste it and let me know if you think it's safe." BUWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[D1omedes]

The boss just walked by the office and said in passing, "Dylan, how's the penis?" I'm sure he expected something along the lines of, "feeling fine. Thanks." Instead he got, "I think its a little outta date. Taste it and let me know if you think it's safe." BUWAHAHAHAHA!

:thumbup:

Well said, good sir, well said.

 

[arpaul]

Yep,,,,to much time on/in your hands!

Yes you are bored!

 

[Harp247]

I think he's "jackin" his own thread.

 

[Todd Murphy]

I don't see how this qualifies as fun. In any sense of the word.
Also, if you do it to yourself, on purpose, I feel no sympathetic pain.

 

[OldPhysics]

I am extremely confused. How ... how I say ... am I to keep this Thread on topic????

 

[knerd]

I am extremely confused. How ... how I say ... am I to keep this Thread on topic????

Yeah... After his thread about all the off topic threads I'm wondering the same thing. Are we breaking rules for posting here?

Gotta agree with crowdog on this one.

 

[Harp247]

Yeah... After his thread about all the off topic threads I'm wondering the same thing. Are we breaking rules for posting here?

Gotta agree with crowdog on this one.

Could be a "Rant" coming on.

 

[sparkem]

This what they looked like watching you.

 

[PayetteRucker]

I win the Icy Hot contests-practice makes perfect (and a ridiculously high pain tolerance)