A little confused...

philthygeezer

philthygeezer

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Are Jim, Tsimi and 'the duck' all one person? So far I am thinking so.

Forgive me, but my impression of him is coloured(no pun intended) by the Evil Prince from Frank Zappa's Thing-Fish broadway play. Only instead of trying to bump off all the 'carboniferous hardcore unemployables and sissy boys' he is trying to horde all the m43's in a cave under Miami. How am I doing??

One verse:
Flies all green 'n buzznin'
In his dunjing of despair
Prisoners grummle an' piss dey' clothes
'N scratch dey' matted hair
A tiny light fum a window-hole
A hunnit yards away
Is all dey ever gets t'know
'Bouts de reg'luh life in de day

An' it stink so bad, de stones been chokin'
'N weepin' greenish drops
In de room where de giant fowah-puffer woikin',
'N de torchum never stops
De torchum never stops
De torchum,
De torchum,
De torchum never stops
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At the end of the play, the Evil Prince turns into one of the mammies he's been trying to bump off, and grows a 'head like a potato' and 'lips like a duck'. Sounds like this mythical character I have built in my head.

:confused:
Phil
 
No comment from the billed one?

Maybe a pix will "help":

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Geez Firkin, and I thought clowns were scary.:barf: But then I suppose what can we expect from our local duck.:D
 
Multiple names, one ineffable personality. QUACK!

If it was multiple personalities, at least we'd get a break from the one we know at present every now and then.QUACK!

Come to think of it, I haven't so much as touched a duck call since Tsimi has been around here.QUAboomboomboom

( Hey, the game warden in these parts is on vacation for two weeks. Besides, it was perfectly justified with what that canard was doing to my tomatoes. )

That's it!!!!! I'll buy a couple of duck calls and send them to two certain (unprintable)"doctors" at Bleep Bleep Cardiology.

Sorry Tsimi, you'll just have to wait your turn til after I take care of the two other Quacks.
 
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