A little ole Contest Thread

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Please post your answers to this hopefully contest winning thread below:

Let's say you are riding your motorcycle (or in your truck or dream car) with the woman of your dreams. You are on your way to a debate, Evolution versus Intelligent Design. The hosts are Bill O’Reiley and Al Franken.

For some strange reason, you find yourself with only 2 gadgets and 1 knife.

Once the debate gets started, you see several other members of the knife community there. Just as you are getting up to say "Hi" to them, the auditorium is overrun by French Zombies intent on eating the brains of everyone there.

With all that in mind, please answer at least one of these questions without offensive language or any personal attacks:

a) What sort of motorcycle/truck/car were you riding?
b) What gadgets would you like to have on you?
c) What one general knife would you have? Why/Why not is it a Busse?
d) Who did you root for in the debate and why?
e) How practical tactical sense can you use your knife to defeat the zombies?
f) What fellow members of the knife community would you like to meet?
g) When facing French zombies, isn't INFI the best steel choice?
h) Who's the dream girl? What Busse would she have?

Thanks,
Jeff

---Trying to get a Busse---
 
a) Scoot,'78 Triumph Bonnie,R.Gere rode one in an "Officer and a Gentleman",it's all black and chrome,too.
b) Cell phone,.32 gun in my boot for fun.
c) Don Hanson's first forged Bowie.No experience with Busse's,will change that in upcoming year.
d)Bill O'Reilly,Franken's a MORON.
e)Lop off zombie heads like I'm cutting free hanging rope while roundhouse kickin' there melons.
f)Gus,Esav,Coug.Are mods OK to meet? Also,Don Hanson,Keith Montgomery,Roger P. and Larry B.
g) See c).
h) Uma. See c).
:thumbup: :cool: :D
 
Leatherbird,

Yes, I've got to think that Uma would be good in zombie fight after all those kill bill fight routines.

Take Care,
Jeff
 
a) New Triumph Bonneville T100. All black.
b) S&W 629, Cellphone.
c) Ranger Knives RD9. I like my Ranger, never handled a Busse.
d) O'Reilly. Franken is an America hating leftist.
e) Take off their heads.
f) Anybody into knives would be fine with me.
g) Yes
h) Elisha Cuthbert. Battle Mistress.
 
A)Dodge Tomahawk
B)Bond Watch(with the laser and the super magnet), and a S.A.W(squad automatic weapon)
C)SFNO, my meaner streets too small, and the other ones aint here yet so I gotsta use it. Infi cuz if your gettin stormed by French Zombies you gotta have something that will withstand a nuclear explosion who has blown more nukes than the french?
D)O'Reilley, cuz he's not an anti-American Ass
E)I will have to third the lopping off of the heads seems to be the in thing to do to zombies.
F)progrunner,Idahoskunk,Trollbaitfromhell,USAFSP,Cougar, anyone with busse
G)YES
H)Kate Beckinsale, HDFBM Satin Finish with Black Paper Micarta(to match her tight black leather suite of course)
 
A) My Dodge Ram 4WD baby!
B) Firesteel and five gallons of gas! Is gas a gadget? I say it is for the sake of this arguement. :)
C) I'd want to big old Busse MOAB for lopping of zombie limbs
D) O'Reilly, screw Franken. He belongs with the zombies.
E) Lop off their heads and limbs, split them in two. Cut them into fuzz sticks to use with the gas and firesteel. :)
F) Any I haven't met so far.
G) You're damn skippy it is the best steel for slicing up Al Franken...err...I mean French Zombies.
H) My wife of course! (If she wasn't available, I'd take Shaggi after she had a half bottle of tequila in her! Those zombies would be so screwed! :))
 
a) 2005 Subaru Impreza wrx wagon
b) standard kit: Ipod, Setwear gloves
c) my mothers handmade brazillian machete, (looks like CS heavy/w a scimitar tip); why? Good Karma
d) Neither, both are blowhard asswipes.
e) It's a machete (tactics, hah)
f) Troll Bait,Ren,RyanM,FullerH,Madcap_Magician,USAFSP,Chiro75, Don Hanson
g) Well, yeah, but they're french, just hand them a white flag
h) Jennifer Connelly, Battle Mistress
 
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