A nerdish joke.

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gajinoz

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Two hydrogen atoms go to a bar.

"Hey, I think I've lost an electron", says one of them.
"Are you sure?", asks the other.
"Yes; I'm positive."
 
A neutron went into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender poured him one and the neutron asked how much it was. The bartender said,






"No charge for you."
 
Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink.
The other says "I'll have what he's having"
 
Nordic Viking said:
Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink.
The other says "I'll have what he's having"
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Ho, now we're getting subtle.

At least they obey my mate Pauli's principle.
 
What game of chance won't you see in Las Vegas?





God playing dice with the Universe.
 
A neutrino went into a bar.

The bartender asks "What'll you have"

The neutriuno answers "Oh nothing-I'm just passing through"
 
A man walks up to the bar. "Sir, I'll have a martinus" he states.

The bartender says "Don't you mean a martini?"

The man says, "No, if I wanted two, I would have asked for two."


<insert moans and groans here>
 
Wouldn't it be martinii ? :D You switched the subject from physics to latin but it's geeky nevertheless :rolleyes: :)
 
Martinii. You are correct sir. So Latin isn't considered geeky?


Wanted

$10,000 reward.

Schroedinger's Cat.

Dead or Alive
 
On the subject of Latin:

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In the Atomic bar:

The Hydrogen atoms were heavy.

The Uranium atoms were hot.

The Hydrogen atoms approached the Uranium atoms.

The Uranium atoms said: Let's split.

The place was a blast.
 
Don Luis said:
In the Atomic bar:

The Hydrogen atoms were heavy.

The Uranium atoms were hot.

The Hydrogen atoms approached the Uranium atoms.

The Uranium atoms said: Let's split.

The place was a blast.
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And...their daughters were hot.
 
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