A Poor Man's Security System

idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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Or how to protect your INFI AND Your Gal

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots -
a really big pair.

2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns and Ammo" Magazine.

3. Put a dog dish beside it. a really big dog dish.

4. Leave a note on your front door that says "Bubba, big Mike and I
have gone to get more ammunition - back in an hour. Do not disturb the
pit bulls... they are mad because they have just been castrated."
 
It would also work if you replace the workboots with size 14 high heels and the note reads:

"Consuella, I've gone to get more salve. This red diaper is giving me a *(#% of a rash. -Zardoz"
 
Well, I now know what to do to get the house ready for our next trip!!! :D
 
idahoskunk said:
Or how to protect your INFI AND Your Gal

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots -
a really big pair.

2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns and Ammo" Magazine.

3. Put a dog dish beside it. a really big dog dish.

4. Leave a note on your front door that says "Bubba, big Mike and I
have gone to get more ammunition - back in an hour. Do not disturb the
pit bulls... they are mad because they have just been castrated."
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What the heck have you been doin' around my place?;)
 
Hey, I did exactly that for my sister who lives alone in a patio home. I gave her a pair of my old, muddy rubber boots to sit by her back door.

(I also helped her select and buy a S&W three inch hammerless .38 special, which will probably be a lot more effective than the boots.:D )
 
Why not run down to the local print shop and get a life size print of the Zardoz with Jerry's face and put it on your front door. It's bound to keep the christian commandos away.
 
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