A real mean bear and the woman that hates him

"It's not even food."

I wonder if that would have taken place had she stayed in her cabin. Being a sea paddler and encountering a bear between me a my kayak before, I get the anxiety she experienced, though.
 
Duct tape.

Still, she sounds like a wounded poodle and is damn lucky nothing else happened.
 
"Hey lady, put your camera down and pick up a rock to throw at the bear!"
Your whiney high-pitched voice makes me want the bear to eat you next.
 
flipe8 said:
"It's not even food."

I wonder if that would have taken place had she stayed in her cabin. Being a sea paddler and encountering a bear between me a my kayak before, I get the anxiety she experienced, though.
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Read the description at youtube.
 
"A mature bear prefers to avoid any encounter where a positive outcome is not clear. The bear seems to be an intelligent, cunning and adaptable opportunist. Bears are unusual as animals in that they share so many human traits, such as a sense of humor, a strong curiosity, revengefulness if wronged and remorse, as seen in a mother who has lost her cub. They occasionally display a loss of face when startled or when their personal space has been invaded within their own territory. They are lazy but indefatigable."
-When You Meet A Black Bear

Pretty hilarious, but I guess the tears that worked on daddy and your boyfriend don't work on bears. And now any other campers in this area may have to deal with a bear who sees humans as a wounded seal flopping around on shore.

A related video:
[video=youtube;Y1EDMEL_b0o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1EDMEL_b0o[/video]
 
That taps a nerve. A woman just like that had a dog that came up to me and mine being a pest. She had zero command in her voice. I didn't want any dog to get hurt, but the outcome was inevitable. I told her if she didn't get control I'd let mine go. And that's what happened. My team was fine, her team a lot less so. I felt rotten after that. I placed zero accountability on her dog, in fact it was a rather nice looking chocolate Lab. She went to the top of my despise list for a little while for making that happen to it. Worse, for making my team do it. Dizzy bitches, second only to the primma donna soccer mom in the ducking stool queue.
 
Yeah, the sound of her voice is what call makers are constantly trying to duplicate to attract predators.
 
Her voice is like a knife scraping a ceramic plate or fingernails on a chalkboard. That bear is probably tearing up the kayak from the stress. :D
 
So if you spray a bear in the face . he is going to get you back by eating your kayak . That will teach you :D
 
"Beeaar, why are you eating my kayakkk?"

Because you sound like a eunuch Mr.Bill, that's why.
 
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