A relaxing afternoon on the farm

Joined
Jan 7, 2006
Messages
611
On December 11, the New England region was hit by a devastating ice storm, affecting Maine, New Hampshire, and Massachusetts, trees down everywere, power lines down, utility poles damaged, Maine had around 30,000 customers without power at the worst part of the storm, New Hampshire had almost 300,000 without power...

We lost power for SIX days, and only saw a utility crew on the tail end of day five, thank Og we have a woodstove in the sunroom, and the house, a 200+ year old Colonial has three fireplaces (Family room, dining room, kitchen), the woodstove was used to keep the sunroom and kitchen warm

We also lost a significant amount of tree branches, the biggest being a massive limb of one of the maple trees in the lawn, a few smaller pine branches, and a couple small birch trees

Over the past couple weeks, I have been cutting up the branches with the chainsaw, and setting them aside to dry (can't argue with free firewood...) and I've discovered a few things....

Pine is incredibly easy to cut, the chainsaw tears through it with almost no resistance, I could cut fallen pine branches all day without breaking a sweat, the wood itself is light and easy to toss aside

Maple is *hard* stuff, it takes the saw twice as long to cut through the same size pine branch, and the wood is nice and dense, I know understand why pine furniture is sold so cheaply, and maple is generally sold at a higher premium

Once I find a nice piece of pine, I'll set it aside, stain and treat it, and make up a set of scales for one of my SAKs

Anyway, to get to the point, I was out this afternoon cuttin' down some branches, tearing through the pine like a hot knife through butter, and working harder at the Maple, all the time, with the strains of Monty Python's "Lumberjack song" echoing in my head (well, aside from the cross-dresser stuff, that I eliminated ;) )

After a relaxing afternoon behind the throttle of my Skil chainsaw, I wandered back into the house, covered in a fine sawdust, smelling vaguely of pine and maple, I grabbed a McIntosh apple out of the fridge, and my Boker Whittler, opened the whittling blade, just then I noticed that the area around the stem of the apple was a little rotten, perfect, I wanted to perform an experiment anyway.

With the skill of a surgeon, I guided the scalpel-sharp short whittling blade around the rotted area, it dropped free of the apple with almost no residue, I then halved and then quartered the apple, and cut the remainder of the rotted part out, the thin, short whittling blade was easily guided through the apple flesh, a quick rinse of the blade and I went back to de-coring the quarters, the whittling blade steered easily through the apple

I then went and slivered off some thin, tasty pieces of apple with the whittling blade and the clip blade, let the knife sit as the carbon steel blades darkened some more, the iridescent blues, oranges and magentas becoming stronger and more intense, then a quick rinse, dry, a couple swipes on the Sharpmaker, and a light stropping on my jeans leg, a light coat of canola oil and back into the pocket

I know I've remarked on it before, but the amount of control over the direction, and depth of the cut, and the sheer ease of cutting, lack of resistance and smoothness of the cut still amaze me, the ability to steer around the core, or to surgically remove a rotted section of apple is rather impressive, especially coming from the much thicker bladestock of the modern "tactical" folders
 
Infmy opinion tactical knife blades are too thick to be good performers. I know there are a few exceptions but on the most part they are left thick with poor edge geometry for good cutting and slicing ability. They may be sharp but are left with a thick hump behind the edge. I sent a Chris Reeve Small Sebenza to be reground by Tom Krein and it made a world of difference. Straight from the factory it is hard to beat a good Vic. SAK or some of the slim slip joints by Case, old Schrade and Queen(bad factory edge). I am thinking about trying some of A G Russell's new BG42 slippies. I have a Eye Brand sodbuster that I sharpened in about 5 minutes on my Norton India stone and took a fine edge. I like the convenience of a one handed knife but get frustrated with the thick edges so I carry both. I could manage with only my Case Soddie. This is a subject of interest of mine and I may just getting sentimental in my old age but am consideing just carrying my slippies.

RKH
 
This is an area where a slip joint excels; sheer cutting ability.

One of the jobs that has to be done at my Izzak Walton league is the re-stocking of the machines in the trap and skeet houses. A semi delivers the shipments of White Fliers, but we have to unpack and stock. Afterward the boxes have to be broken down flat to go in our cardboard recycling dumpster. A good sharp pocket knife is needed.

So many times, one of the young guys who is a new probationary member and doing his manditory hours of work, shows up with one of those saber ground tactical knives. When it comes to breaking down the boxes, he'll end up sawing his way laborously through the cardboard. They are amazed at what a slippy will do under those same circumstances.

One time I had forgotten the sodbuster I usually use, and I had my yellow CV peanut in my pocket. Oh well. I opened it, and the other guy sees this little knife and asked me in a very joking mood what I was going to do with that little "pen knife".

I took the peanut and ran it down the corner of the box from top corner to bottom. It made a faint whisper as it sliced like magic through the thick cardboard. I did that on the next three corners of the box, and as it lay flat on the ground I answered him. "Just that"I told him. The little peanut has sliced down through all four corners of the box by the time he sawed his way through one. Now I do have to admit I'd touched up the peanut the night before.

Our grandfathers were about tools that worked. Thier knives were tools.
 
What a great story. My wife and I are talking about trying to sell our house and buy a small hobby farm (please don't look down on us all you real farmers, we wouldn't pretend to be more than we are, honest :D ). It's stories like these that makes us want to give it a shot.

Thanks for sharing!

Oh yeah, if you make the scales, be sure to share them!
 
MacTech. Thank you for your story from real life US. We also sometimes has this kind of storms. Good to have a stove for wood these times. Is the maple better wood to burn than Pine because of its density.
Another question. Are not the pine to soft for a good handle that will last. When I do knifehandles I always go for hard and dense wood. Its worth the extra effort.

Shore08. Im a moonlightfarmer myself. I think its good for the human roots to reach real soil. Its my parents old farm I now own and its been in the family for atleast 5 generations. Rather thick roots by now. I want to encourage you to take the step if its in you, and I wount ever dis you I promise. ;)

Bosse
 
Hehe, thanks Nirre, good to know I won't be an outcast and immediately labelled a 'pretender' :D

We really want wooded property, not big open fields.

I just reread this story and it made me want to do it even more :D
 
Good desition about having a wooded property. I have only a few akers of open field and then forest. Not big but enough for me to do parts of my hunting on my own land. Some of the open land is now more of a shootingrange than a potatofield. I borrow sheep in the summer to hold the fields around the houses open.

Bosse
 
Back
Top