A Thread for Help with HOG Names

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Mike Biz threw out a few great names in a post in the HOG Induction thread and got me thinking.
With Jerry asking for three names for each person I thought some people might want some assistance with potential names.
Plus, there's something to be said for a nickname that comes from someone else.

If you'd like help from other porkers, ask here and you shall receive.

I'll start....Lazlo Hollyfeld is the name of a character from the 80s movie Real Genius that may not lend itself to porcine nomenclature.
My first thought is HOGGYFELD. Would love to hear anyone else's ideas.:thumbup:
 
Pork-lo Baconfeld? Or is that too much ...

Loved that Real Genius movie. A friend used it on me once -- during an enormous symposium with thousands present, he played it on the giant screen behind me (I was giving a VERY serious talk) ... complete with my name and a pointer at that blonde kid (playing the laser genius) in a toga.

That was my first professional job -- as a laser physicist on the old Airborne Laser Laboratory.

Since I couldn't look more different than that kid, I've never been able to live that one down. :o
 
Although I submitted three names, as requested by Jerry, the one that I want is Minister of INFI.
 
Pork-lo Baconfeld? Or is that too much ...

Loved that Real Genius movie. A friend used it on me once -- during an enormous symposium with thousands present, he played it on the giant screen behind me (I was giving a VERY serious talk) ... complete with my name and a pointer at that blonde kid (playing the laser genius) in a toga.

That was my first professional job -- as a laser physicist on the old Airborne Laser Laboratory.

Since I couldn't look more different than that kid, I've never been able to live that one down. :o

OP--That is classic! It's great knowing there are people who can relate to that movie on a whole different level. I watched it not long ago and still found it really funny.

Lunde--I like Minister of INFI!! I know you submitted yours, but I like PORKTOGRAPHER for you.
 
Along those same lines in the distnat path at a particularly wearisome staff meeting - OP looded at the boss and said in a WARF manner "Captain, I am not a merry man" Needless to say the meeting broke up in laughter. I got that from someone else there - but when he puts his mind to it - OP has a wicked sense of humor and a great mimic. Kids loved his Tooki-Tooki Bird. Remember where that is from?
 
Wow, I could definately use some help. I have no clue?
I like Phot-HOG-rapher for you Ken.
 
Along those same lines in the distnat path at a particularly wearisome staff meeting - OP looded at the boss and said in a WARF manner "Captain, I am not a merry man" Needless to say the meeting broke up in laughter. I got that from someone else there - but when he puts his mind to it - OP has a wicked sense of humor and a great mimic. Kids loved his Tooki-Tooki Bird. Remember where that is from?

Oof! Do I ever ... :o

But that's OT or Off-Topic!! (saved)
 
Wow, I could definately use some help. I have no clue?
I like Phot-HOG-rapher for you Ken.

You used your REAL NAME!! That makes it triple tough ...

We could go goofy: "Snuffle-trough-a-guss"

Or serious and Germannic: "Herr Kelly von Sausage"

Or just honest: "CanadianBacon"
 
I though we had decide that Lunde was some form of a “Hello Kitty" Hog.... :cool: :thumbup:

 
HogGlanz :thumbup: :thumbup: :D

Hey!! I thought of that ... but decided I might be 'horning in' on Skunk's territory.

Should've known there was NO WAY to do that. :D

[You know, I do vaguely remember some sort of Hell Kitty thing about Lunde ... :);)]
 
Mike Biz threw out a few great names in a post in the HOG Induction thread and got me thinking.
With Jerry asking for three names for each person I thought some people might want some assistance with potential names.
Plus, there's something to be said for a nickname that comes from someone else.

If you'd like help from other porkers, ask here and you shall receive.

I'll start....Lazlo Hollyfeld is the name of a character from the 80s movie Real Genius that may not lend itself to porcine nomenclature.
My first thought is HOGGYFELD. Would love to hear anyone else's ideas.:thumbup:

I have been sitting here trying to figure it out...I Like LAZLO SPAMOFELD :thumbup:
 
HogGlanz :thumbup: :thumbup: :D

Wow, a Hog name from the Skunk and approved by Amy O, What more does a guy need eh? Maybe a small tweak to HogGlanzaa. Whatcha think? I will put down "HogGlanzaa" as my preferance and CanadianBacon, PorkBellyKelly, Hamzer as my backups.

Thanks all of you for the awesome ideas.
Sorry I suck at this for ideas for anyone else so far.
 
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