Aardvark has been banned

[Damiel Koster]

Aardvark has been permanently banned.
Last night, I was outside watching the sunset. I had had one too many beers, I guess, so I decided to "water the flowers."
Anyway, just as I had unzipped my hot dog, out popped Aardark from the bushes and bit off my weiner.
I tried to cut him in two (lengthwise) with my 50" bilton, but he was gone in a flash.

 

[Aardvark]

What???? Again???

 

[45-70]

Hmmm Sour taste in the mouth Aardvark?

 

[Nasty]

Hey you hot dog chompin' flasher...yer baned...git outer heer!

 

[Aardvark]

Hey! Nobody's going to accuse me of flashing and get away with it. Seaxs at 30 yards.

 

[Nasty]

You'll have to wait...mine ain't got here yet!

(Hey...you probably knew that!)

 

[Rusty]

Mr. Koster, for your information this thread has been copied to the Back End Forum. Along with my observation that i see no humor in the current situation on the HI Forum.

( Relax you others. Koster started this kind of post three times now. Time to put an end to it. )