Adopt a Piglet Program

Guyon

Guyon

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I've been reading some concerns about the Busse system of distribution--ie. the Extravaganzaaaas and the Co. Store offerings.

To alleviate this problem, I'm proposing an "Adopt a Piglet Program" wherein the inducted HOGs select a piglet to tutor in all ways HOGgish. Sort a Jedi knight thing, but instead of the Force, the piglets would be learning about good versus bad F5 strategies, best Scotch to drink while you wait, how to post a False Go thread for best effect, etc., etc., etc.

Of course, it would be wrong to include everyone. After all, it is the trough we're talking about. Only piglets who show promise in the ways of the HOG would be selected for mentoring. Still, it would make the system at least appear, on the surface, a little more fair. :p
 
Oh God no.:eek: :eek:

This brings back memories of being an ugly kid and having to live at the St Josephs Orphanage until I was 18.
 
I've been trying to get Papa Thud, Skunk, and Ducci to adopt me since finding this place.
So far this piglet is still on the outside looking in.

fox
 
Mulder said:
I've been trying to get Papa Thud, Skunk, and Ducci to adopt me since finding this place.
So far this piglet is still on the outside looking in.

fox
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Now if same sex marriages were OK, you have two of them as parents. And in Utah maybe more.
 
I agree with Tony G. I am having bad flashbacks to when I was a kid. I was always the last one picked for teams. Hell, I wasn't even picked, I was just the last one!!!!

And again, on a recent pistol qualification day, we picked two teams to compete in a combat course and sure enough, I was either the last, or second to last. Needless to say, I smoked about 85% of the rest of the crowd, but I know things will be the same next time regardless.:( :( Whimper.:( :(

I think I need a hug!...

Oh Amy....;)
 
Guyon said:
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Of course, it would be wrong to include everyone. After all, it is the trough we're talking about. Only piglets who show promise in the ways of the HOG would be selected for mentoring. Still, it would make the system at least appear, on the surface, a little more fair. :p
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We'll start by testing their blood for a high INFI-chlorian level. :D
 
one look at my ugly mug and I'm sure any perspective adoptive hogs would throw me right back out into the gutter I came from.


now, some kind of Hog sponsored INFI for Piglets program..... I'd be all over that!
 
The basic laws of the universe declare that a wee piglet is able to outmanuever the lardassiest of Hogs and find a spot at the trough. I have yet to verify this.
 
Mulder said:
I've been trying to get Papa Thud, Skunk, and Ducci to adopt me since finding this place.
So far this piglet is still on the outside looking in.

fox
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Your secret is so out that these piglet posturings are laughable. I'm positive you'll be a mentor and not a mentee in the proposed program.

Mulder plays hard ball when it comes to Busses. Don't be fooled for a minute by his HOG mind tricks. :D
 
Guyon said:
Your secret is so out that these piglet posturings are laughable. I'm positive you'll be a mentor and not a mentee in the proposed program.

Mulder plays hard ball when it comes to Busses. Don't be fooled for a minute by his HOG mind tricks. :D
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now that's the truth!

HE'S A STEATH HOG!

lol
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:D
 
Can somebody help me please?? I just can't figure out how this stuff works!

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But of course Hogs know never to trust a piglet!! Where do you thinks Hogs come from???? :D
 
Paddling_man said:
Can somebody help me please?? I just can't figure out how this stuff works!

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hey Stacey, in a couple of years you'll be buying that cute kid an AK, to replace that light saber!:eek: :thumbup: :D
So little one, practice now ..for daddy will provide!!:thumbup:
 
gunscrounger said:
What's in it for the HOG mentor! :rolleyes:;):D
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The HOG mentor will get to relax by getting the piglet (aka HOG in training) to double up on orders... thus saving the HOG some time and effort. It's sort of like having an intern.
 
Guyon said:
The HOG mentor will get to relax by getting the piglet (aka HOG in training) to double up on orders... thus saving the HOG some time and effort. It's sort of like having an intern.
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So Jaxx needs ((27-1)/2)= 13 mentors. How many daddy HOGS are there?:confused:
 
on_the_edge said:
I agree with Tony G. I am having bad flashbacks to when I was a kid. I was always the last one picked for teams. Hell, I wasn't even picked, I was just the last one!!!!
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don't you wish you had a battle mistress back then, they would have looked a lot different at you.....
 
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