Jaxx
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My very own Public Defenders...ergo! Yep, I somehow never Hoovered up an original PD, and although would love to add one or 2 at some point, these 2 are freakin' sweet right here. 
...But first a little story on how to create extra work for yerself on a Friday afternoon by bein' straight lazy. So...my regular UPS driver is on vacation this week, and at least one of the alternates is stupid...
8/16 Attempt #1, rings doorbell but I am "incommunicommode-o". Leaves slip, strike one.
8/17 Attempt #2, rings doorbell, again catches me on the crappiola. LOL figurez... Leaves slip with option to leave slip signed for drop off on doorstep the following day. I sign it, place it in an entirely different spot on the same door to indicate movement. Strike two.
8/18 Attempt #3...
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@ 3:30PM I run the tracking number, it shows me logged for 3 failed delivery attempts, the third today while I was sitting in the kitchen just sipping coffee waiting for THIS package. Did he ring the bell? Nope. Check the slip for sig? Nope. Leave the package? Hell no. @ 4pm, I call, dispute the delivery, was told to expect a call back in an hour. No call, just the UPS driver back at my door looking hangdog & guilty AF...gimme my damn package, did you ring my doorbell? ...Leave that 3rd slip??? ...Uh, nooo... :\ lmao idiot. Busted, thanks for not lying when yer supervisor asked you if ya did.
...Aaaand the obligatory pic...
These EPD's are da bidnezz!!
...But first a little story on how to create extra work for yerself on a Friday afternoon by bein' straight lazy. So...my regular UPS driver is on vacation this week, and at least one of the alternates is stupid...
8/16 Attempt #1, rings doorbell but I am "incommunicommode-o". Leaves slip, strike one.
8/17 Attempt #2, rings doorbell, again catches me on the crappiola. LOL figurez... Leaves slip with option to leave slip signed for drop off on doorstep the following day. I sign it, place it in an entirely different spot on the same door to indicate movement. Strike two.
8/18 Attempt #3...
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@ 3:30PM I run the tracking number, it shows me logged for 3 failed delivery attempts, the third today while I was sitting in the kitchen just sipping coffee waiting for THIS package. Did he ring the bell? Nope. Check the slip for sig? Nope. Leave the package? Hell no. @ 4pm, I call, dispute the delivery, was told to expect a call back in an hour. No call, just the UPS driver back at my door looking hangdog & guilty AF...gimme my damn package, did you ring my doorbell? ...Leave that 3rd slip??? ...Uh, nooo... :\ lmao idiot. Busted, thanks for not lying when yer supervisor asked you if ya did.
...Aaaand the obligatory pic...
These EPD's are da bidnezz!!
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