Hindsight = Swamprat Josh? Right?
They are lying to us!! While I was consuming mug after mug of hog swill, the Busse staff was sipping water disguised as mixed drinks or non-alcoholic beer. They had a code word to use when they ordered to avoid any kind of inebriation. Then they sat there like frat boys at a freshman party watching us get drunk and instead of having their way with us, they took mental notes on our wants, our needs and our desires. It's all TRUE!! Well, Beef couldn't keep his hands off me, but I doubt that had anything to do with the alcohol.
My hangover lasted 2.5 days with a 15 hour road trip in the middle. The thought of a beer or a Busse knife makes me dry heave right now. Well, not the knife, but the beer for sure.