Airport security thaught I had a bomb!

[Jon Brand]

I got a killer deal on this amazing peice of fossil walrus ivory but it caused some trouble. I got searched like crazy in airport security because it showed up as a big black blob in the xray. The woman gave me these eyes as if she caught me, then rubbed some kind of paper on the ivory to see if it contained explosive material. Well, all turned out ok and now its ready to become handle scales.

 

[Bruce Bump]

I'd search you for more of that too. Thats a gorgious piece of ancient walrus! Nice score buddy.

 

[Don Hanson III]

Jon, if I'd known you had that at the show, you wouldn't have made it to the airport with it. See, I could have saved you some trouble

 

[mike malosh]

You should see thier faces when you haul 35 pounds of stag through there.

 

[ptgdvc]

Nice looking piece of Semtex!

You will be on the watch list indefinitely.

 

[jjtjr]

Jon,

It's a good thing that you didn't have a large piece of Oosic.

You really would have had a hard time explaing that!

Jim

 

[deker]

I think you should send it to Don so he can make a bowie big enough for it!

-d

 

[Cliff Parker]

Jon,
Your killing me. Was real good seeing you
Cliff

 

[Allen Newberry]

That ivory is da bomb!

Ok that was a pretty lame joke.

 

[Lorien]

when I first read it I thought it said 'bong'.

 

[Mark Knapp]

That sure is a good one, the blue runs deep in it. Cant wait to see what you do with it.

 

[sweet]

What!? You got through the airport security thieves with that:thumbup:
Nice black blob