AK wins over Mom

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I have to say, my parents weren't exactly delighted when I got home for spring break and there was a triangular box waiting for me that carried in it an 18" AK (not what they considered a knife, rather a sword). However, the knife, despite the trail and yard work I have done with it, it wasn't until this evening that it won over my mom.
My mom hates snakes. She woke up last night thinking that the first thing I needed to do today (among the list of jobs they have for me since i moved back from school on saturday) was to catch all the watersnakes in our pond and get rid of them (by taking them across the road deep into the swamp). Only problem is, they have an uncanny ability of finding their way back. Recently, she discovered a "mating ball" of 11 males and 1 large female on the side of our pond. When it was one or two 3-4 ft snakes she could deal with it, but not that many, and not knowing there were more on the way. So today, when i pulled a railroad tie off the side of the pond and discover 10+ snakes inside, she said go ahead and get the knife. Not something I (or she) likes particularly, but they do pose a threat to the dog (who is too curious for his own good), and have gone from being an ignorable nuisance to an ever present pest. I chopped through the railroad tie without a problem (no surprise there), getting 1 snake. 2 more were later caught and quickly dispatched. Not surprisingly, the 18 inch AK had no problems with the railroad tie or the snakes, slicing through both with ease. However, for the larger snakes, I would definitely have preferred a good 21 or 25 inch Siruptai, as the 18 feels a bit heavy and short when the snake is more than twice the length of your knife and striking at you.
That's how my mom came to appreciate and like the AK, which she thought previously was overkill and just a macho thing.
 
A railroad tie is impregnated wood with tar or sumpin, right? What do you mean, no trouble to cut through? Geeze. I don't think a sirupati is going to serve you well cutting more ties than the AK.

I got a question- what's the matter with 'watersnakes'? Or are these watermoccasins or copperheads?



munk
 
When I saw the title "AK Wins Over Mom" I thought you were going to say something along the lines of having been faced with a difficult ultimatum...

"She was a good old girl, I'm really going to miss her, but WOW, Uncle Bill gave me one hell of a knife in exchange for her!"

Apologies to all.... :footinmou
 
munk,
at one point it was impregnated with tar, but had rotted out decently in the center after being at the edge of the pond for decades. most of the wood was softened, so it would sail through that. Watersnakes, as I used the term, are Northern Watersnakes, and are not poisonous to humans. They do contain a chemical in their saliva which causes excessive bleeding in humans (im guessing all mammals as well, but its been a while since i studied herpetology). They are, however very aggressive, and having one or two is tolerable, but when the ponds are within 100 feet of the house, and the snakes are all over, it becomes a sort of hazard to have so many around. As I said, exterminating is not a preferred method, but in this case it seemed the best choice. The females are the real problematic ones, they tend to be more aggressive and much larger, closer to 4 feet full grown. The largest I've seen was years ago at around 6 feet, but that one has long since passed. We are removing and replacing the ties in order to rid their breeding/living places so that we can hopefully rectify the remainder of the situation that way.
 
I wish I was there with my Chit and 4" model 57 .41

I guess no one goes swimming, eh? I remember camping as a kid in Oregon and the watersnakes were terrible. Aggressive, as you say.

We think of snakes as either non poisenous or poisenious. There are snakes in the middle.

munk
 
we go swimming, just in the other pond...the infested one is a bit shallow (~4ft) and small. there really aren't any places for them to hid/live by the bigger one, so we've got a dock on that one and swim all the time in the summer. I just try not to mention the snakes to my friends while swimming....
 
I always used to like to say "You know, there's supposed to be an alligator in that pond, but I've never seen it." Works real well down in Texas or Louisiana. I would imagine Florida, too.
 
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