alas the blade or thong question

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cornsales

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If your wife or girlfriend told you for her birthday to get her a new blade or a new thong what would you get her? Just a bit of humor for a monday
 
I would definitely get the Blade for her,
the Thong seems.........
too sexual
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J/k that is a tough question?????
 
Not too dificult,

Thong for her,
Blade for me.

Sometimes ya just gotta compromise!

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Dave
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Were things ever really as good as they used to be?
 
Defintely the blade, it'll last much longer than a thong
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"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heav'n"
John Milton
There are only two types of people; those who understand this, and those who think they do.
 
I sure wish Vampire Gerbil was here to chime into this one! Something tells me I know what his answer would be...
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Go for the blade. You'll just take the thong off anyways... Or, you could use the knife in it's sheath as a thong.

Anyways...

Buy her a blade.


Stryver
 
A buddy of mine told me he tied thongs onto his knives and lets the thong hang out of his pocket. I tried it and just got a lot of weird looks when I went out in public. My wife got mad at me too.
 
That's a no-brainer -- get her the blade and let her go naked.


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-Cougar Allen :{)
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This post is not merely the author's opinions; it is the trrrrrruth. This post is intended to cause dissension and unrest and upset people, and ultimately drive them mad. Please do not misinterpret my intentions in posting this.
 
This is an obvious win-win situation. Get the thong and the knife. It'll surprise her and you'll get the rewards too!
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My new bumper sticker:

Let me tell you about my SIFU!
 
Oh, the thong, definitely...

Knives don't look very good, crumpled up and tossed on the floor.

That, and you could hurt yourself.

Besides, there's a whole bunch of us that make knives...but how many thong-makers are here on the forum???

Think about it...



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An optimist thinks he lives in the best of all possible worlds...a pessimist is sure of it.
 
Get her the swiss army thong
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It does everything a regular thong does and lots more!!
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~~TOM~~
 
I am afraid that if my wife offered me the choice of a Blade or a Thong for HER Birthday I would be in too much shock to buy either.
 
MARRY HER!

Oh yeah, get her both
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Fix it right the first time, use Baling Wire !
 
4th
You should of used your thong instead of your wife's.

I am assuming that you used your wife's and NOT some other woman's
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Dwight

It's a fine line between "a hobby" and "mental illness".
 
:::CRIES::: I don't wanna get married!!! Whaaaaa-aa-aa! Well, except for Laina... :::sigh::: Shh! Don't tell her! She goes with Michael, but you just wait!
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Howie
 
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