Alaskan Fishing - Humor

woodrat · Apr 28, 2005

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage

man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your
wife,"
said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear
first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found
your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the

good news?"

The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had 12 twenty-five
pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs on her."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

KnifeAddictAK · Apr 28, 2005

Mmmmmmm.... Crab. :yawn:

A spine whack with busse crushes them legs with ease

(That's how I spine whacked the folder in my testing)

randucci · Apr 28, 2005

KAAK, no wonder you can't find a woman in Alaska, your using them for crab bait!

KX1A · Apr 28, 2005

KnifeAddictAK · Apr 28, 2005

randucci said:
KAAK, no wonder you can't find a woman in Alaska, your using them for crab bait!

Hey... If it catches fish, I'll use it

voracious · Apr 28, 2005

and if it smells like cologne leave it alone!

Heavy · Apr 29, 2005

randucci said:
KAAK, no wonder you can't find a woman in Alaska, your using them for crab bait!

And so another saying is born...

Wow....hey guys...check out that crab bait....

Only Hogs will get it though....

Peter La · Apr 29, 2005

Another inside joke

Ian Allomes · Apr 29, 2005

woodrat said:
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

LMAO..

Just think, ya can keep resetting the old girl for weeks.. :footinmou

Ian.

Peter La · Apr 29, 2005

Ian Allomes said:
LMAO..

Just think, ya can keep resetting the old girl for weeks.. :footinmou
Ian.

That is the sort of thing you see in National Enquirer.

woodrat · Apr 29, 2005

Ian Allomes said:
LMAO..

Just think, ya can keep resetting the old girl for weeks.. :footinmou
Ian.

Glad you liked it Ian....It's the kind of humor that I thought would fit in with this bunch.

I too L'ed MAO

MadDaddy · Apr 29, 2005

Man, haulin up a 50lb king pot with 12 crabs from 300-400 foot of water without a winch sucks bad, I can just imagine some 120lb chick covered in kings and dungy's would be like.....my arms hurt just thinging about it...they better all be keepers...

KX1A · Apr 29, 2005

Ian Allomes said:
LMAO..

Just think, ya can keep resetting the old girl for weeks.. :footinmou
Ian.

And after a few weeks you should be able to set out two or three sets

KnifeAddictAK · Apr 29, 2005

KX1A said:
And after a few weeks you should be able to set out two or three sets

Only if DF&G don't find out your crabbing with more than one trap

MadDaddy · Apr 29, 2005

KnifeAddictAK said:
Only if DF&G don't find out your crabbing with more than one trap

plus you can only have 2 kings per day per adult on the boat...bummer

Goodmanfj · Apr 29, 2005

LOL Thats sick ! I love it .

Alaskan Fishing - Humor

CRK one piece knife collector