Jerry Busse
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From the operators (laser operators) who brought you the INFIcoot, comes the eighth wonder of the INFI world!!!!! The XXX rated version of the "NICK"!!! 
XXXL that is!!!
Obviously, someone who works at our laser cutter was either drunk or stupid! After countless delays including the fact that they lost the NICK laser cuts for more than 4 weeks due to shipping them to the wrong facility that was closed for 3 weeks over the holidays, the Nuclear Powered Carrot Cutter laser blanks finally showed up at the Busse Combat Shop 3 days ago. Delaying our production by more than 4 weeks is only the beginning of this sordid tale of how alcohol, when combined with stupidity, can rot your brain!
In the drunken laser operator's INFInate wisdom, he decided that the best way for us to make an ultra thin knife with a finished thickness of .090"-.125" was to start us off by cutting 106 "NICKs" out of our super thick .275" stock!!!! and the remainder out of the correct INFI stock which is .187" thick.
Of course, in order to screw-up this bad, he had to cut up a boatload of our super thick INFI that was reserved for our larger blades!!!! The cost of this material is much greater than the thinner stock, not to mention how this thicker stock greatly increases the cost of every subsequent operation. Needless to say, it is not feasible for us to reduce this thick INFI stock to the required thinner stock for standard "NICK"s.
So, in light of this "revolting development" we will be bringing a very limited, steroid induced, beefed-up version of the Carrot Cutter to your door early this week. The overall dimensions will be exactly the same as the standard "NICK", with the exception of the thickness that will be finished off at .220" thick and black canvas micarta handles instead of black paper.
The standard "NICK" will be very thin and ideal for fine cutting chores such as vegetables and de-boned meats, while the "NICK XXXL" will be great for heavier cutting tasks such as, chicken chopping, rib splitting, drunken laser operator hacking. . . . etc. . . . The "NICK XXXL" is a Nuclear Powered Cleaver of sorts.
The "NICK XXXL" will be made available to those who have ordered the standard "NICK" at an incredibly reduced price! Sales of these will be limited by the number of standard "NICK"s that you have on order. So, if you have 5 standard "NICK"s on order, you can buy up to 5 of the "NICK XXXL"s. If there are any leftovers from the first wave of standard "NICK" owner orders, then standard "NICK" owners can purchase more than their allotment. If there are any left over after that, then the "NICK XXXL"s will be offered at, what would've been, the regular price of a piece like this, to Non-"NICK" Owners.
This ought to be a wild one boys!!! Good Luck and stay tuned! We'll be announcing the special offer date very soon.
Jerry
XXXL that is!!!Obviously, someone who works at our laser cutter was either drunk or stupid! After countless delays including the fact that they lost the NICK laser cuts for more than 4 weeks due to shipping them to the wrong facility that was closed for 3 weeks over the holidays, the Nuclear Powered Carrot Cutter laser blanks finally showed up at the Busse Combat Shop 3 days ago. Delaying our production by more than 4 weeks is only the beginning of this sordid tale of how alcohol, when combined with stupidity, can rot your brain!
In the drunken laser operator's INFInate wisdom, he decided that the best way for us to make an ultra thin knife with a finished thickness of .090"-.125" was to start us off by cutting 106 "NICKs" out of our super thick .275" stock!!!!
and the remainder out of the correct INFI stock which is .187" thick.Of course, in order to screw-up this bad, he had to cut up a boatload of our super thick INFI that was reserved for our larger blades!!!! The cost of this material is much greater than the thinner stock, not to mention how this thicker stock greatly increases the cost of every subsequent operation. Needless to say, it is not feasible for us to reduce this thick INFI stock to the required thinner stock for standard "NICK"s.
So, in light of this "revolting development" we will be bringing a very limited, steroid induced, beefed-up version of the Carrot Cutter to your door early this week. The overall dimensions will be exactly the same as the standard "NICK", with the exception of the thickness that will be finished off at .220" thick and black canvas micarta handles instead of black paper.
The standard "NICK" will be very thin and ideal for fine cutting chores such as vegetables and de-boned meats, while the "NICK XXXL" will be great for heavier cutting tasks such as, chicken chopping, rib splitting, drunken laser operator hacking. . . . etc. . . . The "NICK XXXL" is a Nuclear Powered Cleaver of sorts.
The "NICK XXXL" will be made available to those who have ordered the standard "NICK" at an incredibly reduced price! Sales of these will be limited by the number of standard "NICK"s that you have on order. So, if you have 5 standard "NICK"s on order, you can buy up to 5 of the "NICK XXXL"s. If there are any leftovers from the first wave of standard "NICK" owner orders, then standard "NICK" owners can purchase more than their allotment. If there are any left over after that, then the "NICK XXXL"s will be offered at, what would've been, the regular price of a piece like this, to Non-"NICK" Owners.
This ought to be a wild one boys!!! Good Luck and stay tuned! We'll be announcing the special offer date very soon.
Jerry
My teeth were chattering just watching the Pats on TV.
