All Time Greatest Bad Movies?

jimh0220

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My nomination: Big Trouble In Little China! Long Live Jack Burton!
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
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1973 bomb called Zardoz ( a bad play on words wiZARD of OZ)

Sean Connery reaches a new low with a diaper-shaped red loincloth which he wears throughout the movie with the exception of a marriage scene where he dons a beautiful white full length bridal gown. A flying stone head is a treat for the kiddies.

The premise is unfathomable and the acting is stilted and at times unbearable.

Congratulations if you can sit through the 90 minutes of slow torture. The only redeeming part of the movie is about 20 seconds of brief nudity.
 
digdeep said:
1973 bomb called Zardoz ( a bad play on words wiZARD of OZ)

Sean Connery reaches a new low with a diaper-shaped red loincloth which he wears throughout the movie with the exception of a marriage scene where he dons a beautiful white full length bridal gown. A flying stone head is a treat for the kiddies.

The premise is unfathomable and the acting is stilted and at times unbearable.

Congratulations if you can sit through the 90 minutes of slow torture. The only redeeming part of the movie is about 20 seconds of brief nudity.
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Off the top of my head, the three eye-plucking and lobotomy-inducing films that I literally could not finish all the way thru were:

Battlefield Earth (sorry Scientologists)
Queen of the Damned
SHARKTOPUS!!!

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Plan 9 From Outer Space is pretty bad, but it's not that bad of a story, just suffered from terrible editing. Sorry Ed....

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Xanadu.

Try to watch it...just TRY.

The Greek muses incarnate themselves on Earth to inspire men to achieve. One of them, incarnated as a girl named Kira, encounters an artist named Sonny Malone. With the help of Danny McGuire, a man Kira had inspired forty years earlier, Sonny builds a huge disco roller rink.
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Gene Kelly and Olivia Newton-John.
 
Passenger 57. Always liked Wesley Snipes. But 'Always Bet on Black?' Really? Still watch it occasionally for kicks.
 
WHich reminds me: From Dusk 'til Dawn. Holy crap, I love that movie, but it is so baaad!
 
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