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OldPhysics

OldPhysics

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Comfy chair? Check.

Empty library? Check.

Computers? Check.

Monitors? Check.

Network boosters? Check.

Software applications running? Check.

Ganzaa "items"?:cool: Check.

INFI fetish? Check.

Single malt? Double check. No ... triple check!

Emergency crystal ball? Check!!:eek:

Now, for the final item on the checklist. Synchronizing all systems with the new atomic maser in the sub-basement.:eek::D:

Give me 2 minutes. One of two things will happen:

1) Maser will reach operational levels and all systems will synch to 15 femtoseconds!:thumbup::thumbup:
2) Maser will very slightly exceed operational levels.:eek::mad::grumpy: Everyone will see a nice lightshow on their Eastern horizon ... and I start rebuilding my systems. And my house. And quite possibly my entire neighborhood.

But, what the heck. You have to take chances in this life.:)
 
OldPhysics said:
Comfy chair? Check.

Empty library? Check.

Computers? Check.

Monitors? Check.

Network boosters? Check.

Software applications running? Check.

Ganzaa "items"?:cool: Check.

INFI fetish? Check.

Single malt? Double check. No ... triple check!

Emergency crystal ball? Check!!:eek:

Now, for the final item on the checklist. Synchronizing all systems with the new atomic maser in the sub-basement.:eek::D:

Give me 2 minutes. One of two things will happen:

1) Maser will reach operational levels and all systems will synch to 15 femtoseconds!:thumbup::thumbup:
2) Maser will very slightly exceed operational levels.:eek::mad::grumpy: Everyone will see a nice lightshow on their Eastern horizon ... and I start rebuilding my systems. And my house. And quite possibly my entire neighborhood.

But, what the heck. You have to take chances in this life.:)
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I like your style...

Amy-0
 
OK.

Maser's off now.

I think the secondary generator is blown.:grumpy: But the air handlers should be able to evacuate the smoke.:) Really, it's only mildly radioactive.:o

Maybe I should move the maser to the cupola?:confused: I wouldn't want to confuse the local fire department, though.:( And there is a slight chance that, if I misalign the resonator, the neighbor's house could be reduced to a smouldering crater.

What the heck. It's for the INFI!!:eek::D:eek:
 
So.......... does this mean you scored a lump sum of the Marco Bolo Protos and would like to hand them out to your extended family?;);)
(I'm not sure what all the Maser stuff means, so I just made up my own conclusion. I blame it on a long day at work and a 1/5 of Gordon's:D)
 
mymindisamob said:
So.......... does this mean you scored a lump sum of the Marco Bolo Protos and would like to hand them out to your extended family?;);)
(I'm not sure what all the Maser stuff means, so I just made up my own conclusion. I blame it on a long day at work and a 1/5 of Gordon's:D)
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Only "time" will tell.:)

And now ... back to the sub-basement!:eek:
 
mymindisamob said:
I was J/K, as I'm sure you know.;) Sub-Basement comment gives me visions of scary INFI testing laboratories.:eek:
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I am suspicious that KnifeHunter may have clearance authorization based on his sustained Ganza tenacity :thumbup:
 
RedbeAR15 said:
I am suspicious that KnifeHunter may have clearance authorization based on his sustained Ganza tenacity :thumbup:
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Maybe.:)

But you have to have: 1) enhanced life insurance, 2) elite medical insurance, 3) 78 hrs of graduate school credit in appropriate courses, and 4) at least 3 years laboratory experience (physics lab preferred, but Level 5 infectious disease lab experience would be acceptable). And there are a few forms.

Hmm. I guess it is a sort of a risk.:o

[Scary? Well, maybe just a little. "MASER" = "Microwave Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation" -- basically, a microwave laser. In fact, the first laser was really a maser.]
 
OldPhysics said:
Maybe.:)

But you have to have: 1) enhanced life insurance, 2) elite medical insurance, 3) 78 hrs of graduate school credit in appropriate courses, and 4) at least 3 years laboratory experience (physics lab preferred, but Level 5 infectious disease lab experience would be acceptable). And there are a few forms.

Hmm. I guess it is a sort of a risk.:o

[Scary? Well, maybe just a little. "MASER" = "Microwave Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation" -- basically, a microwave laser. In fact, the first laser was really a maser.]
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Will it etch INFI though!?:confused:
 
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