Amazing new KaBar Becker Product - Breaking News

Bladite

Bladite

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Okay guys, I infiltrated the KaBar plant in Olean tonite, while TOoooooOOoooj was in the party van with the KaBar groupies celebrating the new prottype... me? Partying is great, but I had to get this information to you at great risk to myself.

So, tonite... The news is out... KaBar and Becker aligned with a famous maker of shaving products, in particular, the multi-blade type... you see where this is going? Forget TWIN blades, oh no...

Long now has the fan base whined and complained that there wasn't a blade thicker than 0.25 inches... well, how does 0.63 inches strike you? It strikes HARD it does...

and boy, does it cut. I couldn't image the images of the sequoias they flew in, but ONE SWIPE and this new blade peels off the outer bark, lifts the inner bark, and whoosh, all the way to the other side.

It's also shaving sharp. It's amazing. With minimal lather, you can get the most amazing and clean shave...

Want to know more? You'll have to ask Ethan and Toooj, because they've been holding out on YOU... hah.

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really!


Bladite
 
Thanks Bladite. The new BK-999...
Ethan, Paul, I'm ashamed you have been holding out.
Sign me up up up! :D :D :D
 
Mr Bladite, you owe me a new keyboard, a bottle of India Pale Ale, a roll of paper towels and a half bottle of windex.......

....for you sir have caused the rapid expulsion of triple hopped malty goodness from my mouth all over the desk and computer.

Good day sir.... :grumpy:








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Makes a wonderful kitchen knife for chopping onions and such.
 
Two more and you'd be freddy krueger on elm street
 
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Hey Bushman,

Get out that bottle of Pixel Shine.

I am sooooo ashamed that I had to hold out on you guys but I was sworn to secrecy.
Kudos to Freddy K for his input.
BTW: Bladie is a party animal...I mean aaannniiimmmaaallll!



Toooj
 
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So, I turn on the computer this morning, as usual, and come to the Becker forum, as usual, and the first thing that hits me is something entirely unusual — a never before seen Becker product!

I think Bladite has outdone himself here. Our intrepid moderator has — at enormous risk to himself — courageously infiltrated the maximum security installation in Olean to get pictures of this remarkable new design. Without thought to his own personal safety, even though he knew that the dreaded Darth Toooj was in the area, he risked capture and unimaginable tortures to bring us these remarkable, never before seen, photos.

I can’t imagine what it must have been like infiltrating a heavily guarded facility like that, but it must have been terrifying. To think that he was willing to sacrifice all to bring us these photos makes me feel totally insignificant. Bladite’s a true Becker hero, in my eyes, and should be nominated for the Order of the Wilted Cabbage — Becker Forum’s highest award.

I’m somewhat disappointed that Darth Ethan and Darth Toooj kept us in the dark, never letting on that a product this revolutionary was in the works, but on the other hand, the secrecy is understandable; they wouldn’t want technology this advanced falling into the wrong hands before they were ready to release it.

Anyway, I’m in awe of Bladite’s accomplishments here, and I’m humbled to be on the same forum as a man like that.

Well done, Bladite, well done.
 
dont play with my emotions like that Bladite...im on pins and needles waiting for the new products:D
 
Good job Bladite! Better send it to me, before Kabars spec-op troops comes storming in to retrieve it!

UPS will do fine, just remember to mark it as a gift! :D
 
Bladite that is great, I know Ethan and toooj had to keep that secret but thanks for breaking the news to us today. I really hope toooj brings us one to play with at the WNY gathering this summer. Doug
 
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DP,

I'll have to pry it from Bladie's hand, but I plan on being there with some other goodies if I can't get it away from him.


Toooj
 
Bladite,
When you asked to borrow that NINJA outfit that I had hanging around from the 80's...I thought, "man, that was weird", but now all is clear!!
Well done man, well done. :D
 
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