An Invitation To All HOG Wannabees. . .

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Jerry Busse

Jerry Busse

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If you feel the bacon sizzling inside or have felt like a selfish pig for wanting tons of INFI, or have have had to fight an overwhelming need to jump into a mud puddle everytime you look at a new Busse Combat blade. . . .Don't be alarmed. . . .You have been INFIcted and will only find relief at the trough!!!!. . . . And nothing feels better than trampling your fellow HOGs enroute to the trough!!!!!

So, email AMY-0 . . . state your case. . . tell her how many Busse blades you own, give her your forum name and then wait for either the boot or the Bacon Branding of a lifetime!!! Do it before noon on Wednesday if you want in on the HOG Special SFNO LE. . . . . or you'll miss the deadline FOR THIS SPECIAL OFFER!!!!

All HOGs are vetted by AMY-0 (Queen of Coors Light), Garth (King of Cabo Wabo), Kendra (Vixen of Vodka) , Ron (Hillbilly of Bud Light). . . . And myself (The Janitor of Johnny Walker Blue):cool:

Those who join the ranks via internet or through live inductions are equal and have the same HOG status. . . :thumbup:

HOGs who try to keep other HOGs out of the mix aren't being or acting like elitists. They are simply doing what HOGs do by nature, and that is to do whatever it takes to keep others from the trough!!!! :eek:

Those who are frightened off by these tactics are falling for HOG trickery. . . and are experiencing a rite of passage. . . No worries though. . . Sooner or later these soon to be HOGs will push past these HOGs and will triumph at the trough!!! :thumbup: :D

Here's the bottom line. . . HOGs eat their own! Therefore, the more HOGs there are, the bigger the buffet there is for everyone! ! ! ! ! . . . And seriously. . . Who doesn't like a bigger buffet??? :D

If you wonder whether or not you qualify for HOG status, just ask us and we'll tell you. . . . We're not shy! :)

Let's Drink!!!! :thumbup:

Jerry :D
 
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That's mighty kind of you, Jerry. Does a "Red" handled Busse add extra status? :O
 
Oink oink snort snort!!!!!!!!!!!!


Aka: Horton hears a Hog

Will dine on hogs for SH goodness!!!!!!
And just trample for everything else!!!
 
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Lycosa said:
That's mighty kind of you, Jerry. Does a "Red" handled Busse add extra status? :O
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Absolutely!!!!! . . . . Jennifer is a red head so you automatically get her vote and she's the one who runs the whole show!!!!! :D

Jerry :D
 
I refuse to chase this prize....when the time comes...you will seek me out. :p
 
i feel honoured boss. i wasn´t aware that i´ve already been inducted. :D
hmmmm, pork con c Arne sounds good for the trough. remembers me of chili con carne ;)

gotta run to drop an amy-email.....

Arne
 
sorry, my bad english :( but now i understand :)
but i won´t change it so that the rest of the infi gang has fun too :thumbup:
 
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