An Offer I Couldn’t Refuse

Cougar Allen

Cougar Allen

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Late last night a member who prefers to be anonymous (and who might be a Keebler Elf – who can tell on the net?) made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. He is going to send me a Game Warden provided I agree not to reveal his identity (he might get in trouble with the Head Elf, I guess), not to turn around and sell it (can’t risk it falling into the wrong hands – those durn Smurfs, for instance), and I have to post a review in a while. How could I tell him no? An offer like that doesn’t come along every day. :eek:
 
Those elven blades call to one another. Don't be surprised if more start showing up at your door after this one settles in.

Congrats, you dork! ;)
 
Game Warden? What, he didn't have any Steel Hearts lying around? ;)

Nice deal...looking forward to checking out your thoughts of it. I'm sure it'll be a great review of a fantastic fixed blade.....



it damn well better be! ;) :D
 
here comes the COOKIE CUTTER! review...I just knew that this was gonna go down...its nomenclature may be kgb-1 but on the street, its the cookie cutter...ask anybody.
 
Elves have been known to enchant blades and send them out into the world as spies.
 
"The blade glows blue when trolls are near."
 
Cougar Allen said:
Late last night a member who prefers to be anonymous (and who might be a Keebler Elf – who can tell on the net?) made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. He is going to send me a Game Warden provided I agree not to reveal his identity (he might get in trouble with the Head Elf, I guess), not to turn around and sell it (can’t risk it falling into the wrong hands – those durn Smurfs, for instance), and I have to post a review in a while. How could I tell him no? An offer like that doesn’t come along every day. :eek:
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For your sake I hope it wasn't GrindDucci:eek:. You might be getting a new knife called "The Ducci Game-Stub".:p
 
That explains why all my INFI was glowing during the LittlePrick era (short lived as it was).

Durned elves have been in my stash.
 
Edit: Didn't really go, But look up Drizzt Do'Urden for one of the most kick but elf out there.
 
Cougar Allen said:
Late last night a member who prefers to be anonymous (and who might be a Keebler Elf – who can tell on the net?) made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. He is going to send me a Game Warden provided I agree not to reveal his identity (he might get in trouble with the Head Elf, I guess), not to turn around and sell it (can’t risk it falling into the wrong hands – those durn Smurfs, for instance), and I have to post a review in a while. How could I tell him no? An offer like that doesn’t come along every day. :eek:
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I'll take it:thumbup:
 
Cool CA... can't wait to read what you think of it!

And here's a :thumbup: :thumbup: to the un-named hog. :cool:






Elves are just a figment of your imagination. We really :eek: :foot: … err… they… they really don’t exist.

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Pimpin INFI has been brought to a new level. some old guy is going to have to step up his game if he wants to keep up, unless of course it was him, in which case he gets a thumbsup for bringin the pimpin to the next level.
 
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"C'mon Cougar. It'll make you feeeeelll goooood. Just a taste. C'mon man, you won't get hooked."

What a generous fellow!
 
I'm sure it's going to one heck of a review. Cougar Allen is going to have to document every aspect from here to there and back; just so to cover any and all doubts for any reader of these forums. Special thanks to the donor! Given most of us need to work, yadda, yadda, yadda; I'll be willing to wait a month and a day for this somewhat unscheduled peer review. I tip my hat to Cougar Allen for " stepping up " and having a face to face meeting as physically possible. " ADD GUNSLINGER MUSIC HERE "
 
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