HIYA SGT MARK!! IT'S ME, VAMPIRE GERBIL!!!
SORRY FOR THE ALL-CAP-SHOUTING, BUT MY LEFT HAND HAS ABSOFRIGGINLUTELY NO FINE MOTOR CONTROL AND IT CAN'T EVEN HIT THE SPACE BAR! ANYHOO, IT'S GOOD TO HEA..READ FROM YA TOO! THANKS FOR ALL THE KIND THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.. LOTSA PEOPLE WERE PULLING FOR ME FROM HERE AND I KNOW IT MADE A DIFFERENCE IN MY PHYSICAL RECOVERY I.E I DON'T TALK LIKE KIRK DOUGLAS NOW. I USE A CANE IF I'M GOING OUT AND THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO WALK A BIT, BUT USUALLY SOMEONE LETS ME SIT DOWN IF I ASK. LIKE THE OLD JOKE IF THERE'S A 300 POUND GORILLA IN YOUR ROOM WHERE DO YOU PUT HIM?A: WHEREVER HE WANTS. I STOPPED TOSSING FECES AT PEOPLE WHO LOOKED SUSPICIOUS, SINCE IT WAS GETTING PRETTY INCONVENIENT CUZ NOBODY WOULD EVER SHAKE MY HAND AND I GET INSULTED EASY. ANYHOW PHYSICALLY, I CAN'T COMPLAIN. I DROPPED A BUNCH OF POUNDS IN THAT COMA SO I LOOK ANOREXIC AGAIN, LIKE THE LAST TME YA SAW ME. HAH!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS RIGHT BACK AT YA, MARK, THANKS, I'LL DO WHAT I CAN TO HAVE HAPPY ONES HERE TOO. I THINK I FORGOT WHAT REAL HAPPINESS IS THOUGH... SORRY TO BE A MOODKILLER BUT YOU KNOW ME, IF I THINK IT, IT GETS TYPED.. I'LL NEVER GET OVER MY WIFE AND TO TOP I OFF MY BEST FRIEND, A PUPPY THAT MY WIFE FOUND AND FELL IN LOVE WITH RAN AWAY RIGHT ABOUT THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HER DEATH. OH YEAH , YA REMINDED ME ABOUT THE KYDEX RIGS YA MENTIONED THE LAST TIME I SAW YA AND I JUST DID A SEARCH FOR SURVIVAL SHEATH SYSTEMS AND FOUND THE GUY MENTIONED AT ANOTHER KNIFE FORUM. WHILE THERE I FOUND THE FOLOWING AVATAR.:
HITLER WAS A REAL SOFT SHOE, HMM... CAN'T SEE THE AVATAR IN PREVIEW, SO IF IT DON'T SHOW UP IT'S AT:
http://ramanon.com/forum/showthread.php?t=32057]THIS PAGE I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW DIFFERENT HISTORY WOULD HAVE BEEN IF HITLER HAD TWO BALLS INSTEAD OF JUST THE ONE. ALSO, HE WAS BASICALLY FUELED BY METHAMPHETAMINE THAT HIS DOCTOR SHOT HIM UP WITH, SAYING THEY WERE VITAMINS SO THERE'S ANOTHER ARGUMENT AGAINST THE HARD STUFF. HEH HEH
WELLP, I'M GONNA GO PREVIEW THIS TO SEE HOW MANY MISTAKES I MADE THEN HIT THE RACK HAVE A GOOD ONE MARK, DAVE
HIYA, FUDO, IT'S STILL ME, VAMPIRE GERBIL!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS RIGHT BACK AT YA! ALTHOUGH BEING ON DISABILITY TAKES THE FUN OUTTA GETTI' DAYS OFF FROM WORK, YA KNOW?WELL, I SURE AIN'T GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT.... IF ONLY SOCIAL SECURITY REALIZED MY TRUE WORTH IN THE "GERBIL WITH A GUN" BUSINESS, I'D REALLY BE SET!! THEN AGAIN, WHO GETS PAID WHAT THEY'RE REALLY WORTH ANYHOW... THAT REMINDS ME, MY PLAN TO KIDNAP TRUMP AND GATES IS COMIN' UP SOON... I JUST GOTTA RENT A HELICHOPPER TO DROP ME DOWN THEIR CHIMNEYS ON X-MAS EVE.
THEN I SHALL PUT A WOOL HAT OVER MY FACE SO THEY DON'T RECOGNIZE ME,WEAR A SANTA OUTFIT, TIE MYSELF TO THEIR LAZY BOY CHAIRS AND WATCH TV. I BET THEY HAVE REALLY GOOD RECEPTION! IF THEY CALL THE COPS, I'LL JUST SAY THAT I'M SANTA AND THESE RICH PRICKS TIED ME UP AND MADE ME WATCH MARTHA STEWART RERUNS UNTIL I TOLD 'EM WHER I KEEP ALL MY TOYS.
FRIGGIN' RICH DOELDILS!!!
OKIE DOKIE. THAT LAST PARAGRAPH JUST SPOOKED ME ENOUGH TO SAY "I BETTER GO NOW. THANKS FOR THE KIND THOUGHTS FUDO. HAVE A GOOD ONE(S)
I REMAIN,
ME!
VAMPIRE GERBIL
