And the flood starts. One addict's journey.

Joined
Jan 11, 2013
Messages
827
The itch hit me this morning. You know that itch you get when you have some extra cash lying around, but not a lot to buy a new TV or something? Well, my itch is coming in the form of a BK7. The river site is good for something at least.

Now, since this is coming in soon, I will have to convince the wife that I have had this knife for a while, so she will let me order the King!
 
Congrats on the 7! It's a great knife, for sure.

I've found that honesty is better. :) Yeah, I have a problem. Better this than (insert expensive hobby here). Forgiveness comes easy when it's put that way!
 
You know that itch you get when you have some extra cash lying around, but not a lot to buy a new TV or something?

Now, since this is coming in soon, I will have to convince the wife that I have had this knife for a while, so she will let me order the King!


I could probably afford a new TV but watching TV is what I do when I can't find something I want to do to do.

You should have ordered the King first. You need a BK9. You can't not have a 9. Then when the 9 shows up she'll say: "why do you need a knife that big?" And you say: "it is kinda big, isn't it? I think I need one just a little smaller." She'll either be annoyed that you want another knife of she'll chuckle and say "That what she said." If it's the latter, buy her something nice. If it's the former, buy her something REALLY nice. If she says that it's not that big and that your defiantly don't need a smaller one, but she's not really talking about the knife, don't say or buy her anything and just order the knife anyway. If she finds out and gets mad just say you're compensating for something.
 
I could probably afford a new TV but watching TV is what I do when I can't find something I want to do to do.

You should have ordered the King first. You need a BK9. You can't not have a 9. Then when the 9 shows up she'll say: "why do you need a knife that big?" And you say: "it is kinda big, isn't it? I think I need one just a little smaller." She'll either be annoyed that you want another knife of she'll chuckle and say "That what she said." If it's the latter, buy her something nice. If it's the former, buy her something REALLY nice.

TBH, I am afraid that if I buy the 9, she'll steal it.
 
....and you two kiss your mom's with those mouths?


1. I typed that so technically it was with my fingers.
2. You left yourself wide open for a joke involving your mother. I don't think I'll be able to resist the temptation next time. :D
 
Back
Top