Another Beaver Attack !

My mate was in the bar last week telling me about a guy who was attacked by a Beaver after hitting it with his truck, I still found myself with a stupid grin on my face all through the story !


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One of the problems with beavers is they are too smart for their own good. They start thinking they know better. They saw the test of the Commercial Airliner Mitigation System, and now they want to invade the US. And during the instability of an election year. Look out folks, this may be the start of a full scale conflict!
 
Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
 
Dang, now it looks like good money to start trapping and snaring.
 
parbajtor said:
Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
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ROFL!
Is it behind the rabbit?
 
We're lucky IIRC back in prehistoric times the beavers were 300 lbs !!
 
[video=youtube;SDs5oTZhncM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDs5oTZhncM&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
 
The count of rabid beaver attacks in now 4 !! Three in VA and one in PA ! Don't go swimming !!
 
Here's all I have to say on this one.

[video=youtube;aYDfwUJzYQg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg&list=PL522D969864AF85E4&index=35&feature=plpp_video[/video]
 
I'm glad people are finally starting to realize how dangerous these animals are.

I've said it before, beavers are wily, vicious creatures. The last time I went fishing, our boat was attacked by a huge albino beaver. I lost my leg in that attack, but as soon as I can afford another boat, me and my buddies Starbuck and Queeqeg are going after that damned white beaver. I will have revenge.
 
I don't want any wild animal munching on me. If they get too close and don't act afraid of humans, it's a good sign they are (maybe) rabid. This is part of the reason for packing a little 22 handgun when you are out and about whether it be field or stream.
 
That reminds me of a story ...
[video=youtube;bFAOCBY8zrI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bFAOCBY8zrI[/video]
 
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