Another field report which is pretty funny.

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I got this email and asked permission to post it.


Uncle Bill:

I thought you might get a few chuckles out of the following:

My wife took "our" new AK15 to our daughters this morning to help clear a piece of nasty Florida real estate. We have only had the K for about a week, and she had hardly touched it, but did admire the fit and finish. She promised she would let the kids do the actual heavy work.

When I got home this evening I found her cleaning "her" knife and insisting that I drop you a line. She swears that after about five minutes she felt the kamis telling her how to swing it. She continued to do so all day, and was more pleased with herself than I've seen in quite some time.

This may not sound like much, but my wife is 68 years old, and about the size of an average Ghurka (5'4").

Having been married for quite a few years, I recognized the signs and did the only sensible thing I could. I pinned the badge of the 2nd Gurkha Rifles to the lacing on the scabbard, and told her, although I have absolutely no right to do so, that she had, in my eyes, earned the the title of "Honorory Gurkha". Thank you for bringing so much pleasure to a very nice lady.

The downside of this is that I no longer have a K. I may have to visit your web site about this.

Blessings upon you and yours,

Jim Friedel
 
:D :D :D

I actually 'met' Jim on the internet and pointed him towards HI.

He said that his wife was going to be retiring her old machete and occasionally using the new AK for a bit of light gardening. ;) I did warn him that khukuris can be very addictive! :p (as I know only too well :eek: ).

I'm glad to hear that 'his' new kukri is being put to good use.

cheers, B.
 
Great story Jim!:D :D

Welcome to the cantina:D I realize Uncle posted this, but I hope you'll stick around. Heck, tell your wife to stop by as well--she obviously has been bitten by HIKV and will wind up here eventually:D ;) LOL!

Sorry to hear about the "loss" of your khukuri. But look at it this way, a better thing couldn't happen to a man! How can your wife get mad if you buy too many khuks when she loves them too (not to mention stealing your very first one:)):D
 
Jim just ordered a carved handle, silver mounted AK. The wife wants to do her work in style!!!!

I love women!
 
Originally posted by Bill Martino
Jim just ordered a carved handle, silver mounted AK. The wife wants to do her work in style!!!!

I love women!
Sounds like he needs to order two of them. One for him and one for his wife:D
 
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