Another knifemaker subscription question

[BRTATCK]

Hello Mr. Spark. I was also curious about my knifemaker subscription. The reference number was #19759 and the date was 7/27/02. Any information would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks
B.R. Tomberlin

 

[Spark]

For some reason you weren't activated - oversight on our part. My apologies. We'll get you turned on ASAP.

Kevin

 

[Suds]

You are now activated.

 

[Cougar Allen]

That doesn't seem to have worked, Suds. It still says "basic member" under his name.

Computers are inscrutable. Sometimes a virgin sacrifice'll do it, but virgins are so hard to find these days....

 

[Cougar Allen]

That did it.

Where did you find the virgin? Got any more?

 

[Suds]

Cougar,

I went in and changed him, but it didn't take. Sparkle did it from his cave.

The virgin must have lied.