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Another really stupid thread....

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How about Becker just make everything? I'd be cool with that. I needed a shovel, and after much looking decided to go with a brand I don't often patronize and get a Cold Steel Special Forces shovel, because I liked the design. But the whole time I'm saying to myself (with sarcastic moron voice inflection) "Gee, I wish there was a Becker BK-S Shovel...I'd buy that!".

And I would!

Whenever I think of a hard use tool I need, I wish there was a 1095CV Becker model I could buy.
 
I wish becker would make something like the AK47 from Busse.

Actually, there are about 30 different things i wish they made.
 
I'd be okay with them letting the old stuff become collectors gold, and keep making new stuff. The tweeners will be awesome. You know Ethan HAS to have a few new ideas rolling around in his dome...
 
becker tomahawk
Becker Kukri (a REAL kukri, Machaxe is NOT kukri)
Becker Machete (latin style?)
Becker Camp Axe

These are all things i would buy
 
1095 CroVan steel condoms...

yeah i can see that working pretty effectively (unless you're Chuck Norris)
 
RogueBowie said:
Becker condoms? The only brand with a 100% guarantee!!!!
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Those don't have a cutting edge. (thankfully, says her). So...No. Edged tools only.

I'd like to see maybe more of the Becker-Ritter thing....Have Rowen make the stuff, just don't use the same designations, like they did with the MKII.
 
Yes. And Becker pants, shoes, and t shirts. And Becker lever action rifles. And Becker pickup trucks.

Then I want Becker/KaBar to overthrow the government and take over the world. Instead of welfare, needy persons will be issued a BK-2. Feathersticks will be currency. We will live in 1095 cro van houses and drive upon 1095 cro van roads.

Another stupid post in this stupid thread. :D
 
Shame it will never happen. I'd love to have Becker-styled silly products like Cold Steel makes. And there's no denying that Cold Steel is successful. I would buy a Becker-styled gladius, for instance. Also a new run of the RBK would be fantastic. Not sure how a Becker hawk would work, but I'd like one. Or Becker throwing stars. Or any of the stuff in Dubz thread.

But the truth is, the reason I would buy all of these products if they were made by Becker is because Ethan spends so much time working and refining, and coming up with truly worthy designs. And that's also why we'll probably never see a bunch of weird novelty products. Becker knives are hard-working tools with a lot of thought put into the designs, and geared towards a particular crowd. I would be sad to see a sell-out to the mall-ninja crowd.
 
Keep in mind guys...I tried to make it obvious with the thread title I'm not taking this too seriously. It was a slow 15 minutes when I came up with the thread. It's wishful thinking, kind of like The Warriors animated Becker concepts...
 
Slow down, man, you'll get your beckerhead number eventually. Oh wait....

So, a Becker ice scraper...might be the only thing that ever successfully scraped my car windows after an ice storm. Might go right through the window, too.
 
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