Another use for paracord

foxyrick

foxyrick

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I just tried this an hour ago and can confirm that it works wonders.

Take a piece of 550 paracord, about six inches long. Seal one end but not the other.

Pull the outer sheath away from the unsealed end, revealing about an inch or so of the threads.

Next, make sure the room is warm and lit not too bright. A small (small is a relative term) and expensive scotch might be in order.

Finally, offer your loved one a tickling session. Hold the sealed end of the paracord and tickle in a gentle, stroking motion with the threads. It works best if she's naked, maybe blindfolded (got a nice leather one!). Remember to tickle both front and back, paying particulary attention to any spots that really make her squirm. Evidently, the paracord strands make for a really good tickle!

Enjoy!

Rick.
 
I don't know, I think keeping one's loved one happy can be the key to survival in the modern world.
 
I do not thinf so sounds like good survival info to me. Remember if your girl is happy she can not say no to you getting more cutting tools.
Bryan
 
Survival of the species is an under-discussed consideration on this forum. (Though I've joked about 'marital arts' on PracTac . . . .)
 
Finally, offer your loved one a tickling session next time you are stranded in the woods together.. Hold the sealed end of the paracord and tickle in a gentle, stroking motion with the threads. It works best if she's naked and wearing bug repelent, maybe blindfolded (got a nice leather one!). Remember to tickle both front and back, paying particulary attention to any spots that really make her squirm. Evidently, the paracord strands make for a really good tickle!

Enjoy!

Rick.
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Fixed it for ya! ;)
 
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