Another Zombie Thread: They Are Coming Soon!!!

Logan1

Logan1

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SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html

They are coming! After I post this I will be loading the guns and sharpening the Khuks, fortifying the house too. :eek: After that I will have to review some training films and documentaries(Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, etc.) :D
 
OK, OK....enough of this Zombie bashing!

Where is it written that all Zombies--human or canine--are evil, murderous, extended-arm stretching monsters?

Or, for that matter, that they dress so poorly?

Or, speak only in grunts and growls?

Or, only prowl around, never stopping for a beer or a cuppa coffee and a croissant?

This is stereo-typing the un-dead, people (or, if you prefer, the undead people) and it smacks of bias.

Just because you haven't met an articulate, well-dressed, good-humored Zombie doesn't mean they don't exist, now does it?

Maybe you know some Zombies and just aren't aware of their life-style choice.
 
Logan1 said:
SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html

They are coming! After I post this I will be loading the guns and sharpening the Khuks, fortifying the house too. :eek: After that I will have to review some training films and documentaries(Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, etc.) :D
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The person is in the pic just for size reference.

Fight 'em with these, B.U.F.C.s(Big Ugly F*ckin' Cats)
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Kismet said:
Where is it written that all Zombies--human or canine--are evil, murderous, extended-arm stretching monsters?
Or, speak only in grunts and growls?
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I'm pretty sure that grunts and growls are a given here, guys. It's awful tough pronouncing words and making coherent sentences when your lips and tongue have rotted away. :rolleyes: :D :D
 
They could just be junkies...just because one's face is half rotten *doesn't* mean they are the undead.

Geeze...talk about bias!

BTW...I just bought a copy of "Shawn of the Dead" the other day...my sides still hurt from laughing so hard!

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Hey Kis....

It is right here in the Webster's Unabridged Dictionary...

ZOMBIE...ZOM-BEE...N. A pesron or being which is evil and murderous known by it's outstretched arms. Generally poorly dressed, speaks only in grunts and growls, and known to prowl around, never stopping for a beer or a cuppa coffee and a croissant. Never well dressed or good-humored. V. To zombify...the act of turning one into a zombie. See also Monster, Undead, Booger Man, Mummy,Voodoo, Bruise Lee.

So by very defintion a zombie is a zombie....

Are you suggesting a Zombie Awareness group? You figure they just need a big hug? What's up with that?Maybe do some talk shows..."ZOMBIE's... mindless killers or are the dead just misunderstood? Next on Oprah"

SHane
 
I think that zombies were unfairly exploited in the end of the movie Shaun of the Dead, and I felt very bad that I was rolling in the aisle at the movie theater ;)
 
shane justice said:
ZOMBIE...ZOM-BEE...N. A pesron or being which is evil and murderous known by it's outstretched arms. Generally poorly dressed, speaks only in grunts and growls, and known to prowl around, never stopping for a beer or a cuppa coffee and a croissant. Never well dressed or good-humored. V. To zombify...the act of turning one into a zombie. See also Monster, Undead, Booger Man, Mummy,Voodoo, Bruise Lee.
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I guess the description fits, but I'm not quite dead yet.
 
we could start an auction, high bidder gets to remove bruise from the gene pool.

all proceeds going to charity of course.
 
I don't care what happens...Bruise *still* gets dibs on my kidney.

Even if they have to install it after he is undead.

Again.

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I've posted this before and I'll post it again. My second favorite forum:

Zombie Squad

Great fun, great farce, and awesome survivalist and weaponry discussions.

Nam
 
Kismet said:
Or, speak only in grunts and growls?
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Yeah. My Uncle talks like that and he's alive. Mostly.

Zombies get no respect, I tell ya. No respect.

Brian
 
PZ93C said:
Zombies get no respect, I tell ya. No respect.

Brian
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