Anxiously Awaiting My GS, & Testing Of Italy's Draconian Anti-Sword Laws...

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I had the package sent by regular International Delivery, being that most things sent here are not brought directly to one's door. A notice is first sent to the recipient, stating that the item has arrived at Customs. I then have to state what the item is, and confirm under oath the stated value, by fax no less...! :rolleyes: Then another notice is sent by snail mail, letting me know what the duty is. I then have to go to the Post Office, and send what is called a "vaglia postale", which is like a U.S. Postal Service electronic fund transfer. In Italy, it is quite an adventure since waiting times in ANY public place is a lesson in patience. :) My secretary doesn't seem to mind though, so I don't usually deal with this sort of nonsense.

A company which imports katanas offered to bring a katana in for me a couple of years back. I would only have to pay for the shipping, and a "mere 33% customs fee". The company was doing me a favor, and was not making a profit off of me. Swords are illegal in Italy if they are sharpened... Stores that sell guns and knives oftentimes sell "Duncan McCloud type" plastic dragon handled stainless steel katanas, which are sharpened like butterknives. If I were to sharpen one, technically it would be as illegal as an unregistered machine gun
would be. :eek:

A friend recently suggested that I have "Nepali Souvenir", "Oriental Decoration", or similiar description written on the package. If I do have problems, I will try getting another blem sent over, and after I have it "tuned up" in the U.S., have the individual sharpening it wrap a bit of plastic on the "butter knife blade", and then wrap a few kilometers of duct tape around it to discourage any industrious Customs official (there are probably a few here) from checking out the blade's sharpness. As a courtesy, I could ask Pendentive to throw a few bandaids in the package just in case. :D

Should there be a problem, I will have to look into having future khukuris sent to another European Coummunity country, and transferred to me here, but I might have to deal with Customs all the same... Theoretically, there is free trade between EC members, but in practice, there are still many technicalities that need to be worked out, and many disagreements between member countries that are currently unresolved. Khukuri afficionados sure have it easy in the U.S. :p

Has any forumite ever received a khukuri sent from the U.S. to Italy? Whenever my mom sends me a "C.A.R.E. package" from the U.S., it completely avoids the Customs, just like Amazon book shipments. Perhaps I can ask Uncle Bill to not send an invoice, not make any reference to Himalayan Imports, and write "Nike Running Shoes, GNC Multiple Vitamins, and Ethnic Decorations" on the contents label of the famous triangular box... :)
 
Refer to it as an agricultural tool or a farming tool. That's basically what it is. Unless you choose to use it otherwise.
 
Originally posted by Kampfjaeger
Refer to it as an agricultural tool or a farming tool. That's basically what it is. Unless you choose to use it otherwise.

Still, Kampfjaeger, it would be a good idea to have the blade wrapped with REALLY difficult to remove tape. I would know the trick, and cut the tape with a razor along the spine to remove it...

"Nepali Grass Sickle"... Yeah, it really is a good suggestion. :)
 
So I haven't experienced those stupid laws 1st hand, but in Melbourne, Australia, where I live, we have similar, stupid, unresonable, groundless sheeple anti-weapon laws...

I am unable to bring in any more swords, because apparently, they've caused 6 deaths in the past 10 years, which is unacceptable when cars kill at least 40 times that every year! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
I am unable to bring in any more swords

I certainly sympathize with your situation, Hibuke, but at least you have a khukuri already there and stashed away. If you're like the other nuts who frequent this forum, I'd feel safe in saying that you have at least a dozen. :D The laws are absurd, and the penalties even more so...

Tell me Hibuke, how many deaths were caused in Australia in the last 10 years due to fistfighting, long wooden flailing type objects, beer and other bottles, stones, and various objects propelled by slinghots or arrows? Could you venture to say probably more? Maybe the real dangerous weapons should be outlawed, and the khukuris given a legislative break. If this nonsense continues, wooded canes used by the elderly (and those in the know), will ultimately have a similiar fate, and that's even more ridiculous and not acceptable! :(

On the other hand, by taking away weapons of all kinds, at least the bad guys won't be able to hurt us good guys... :rolleyes: :eek: No flaming, please; this was definitely said in jest. :D
 
Originally posted by Hibuke
I am unable to bring in any more swords, because apparently, they've caused 6 deaths in the past 10 years, .........

Beaurocrats continue to amaze me with their logic. "sword caused deaths". Seems it would be obvious that swords (or khuks, or guns, or knives, or baseball bats) don't cause anything until someone picks it up and uses it. :grumpy:
 
hey hibuke in melbournme,wehere in sa adelaide never have any trouble importing swords from usa ect ,my son mikel recieved a shipment nice large parcel with 14 swords in. 7 were razor sharp katanas . so cant understand melbournes beef. allthough different states have differrent agendas. so if you do have probs and want a sword perhaps we can help ??. say send to us in adelaide then we would just forward on to you in melbourne. ?? . regards:)
 
AS FOR YOU SEMPERFI you have to realise its the old cold steel attitude, show em cold steel an watch em tremble and run, HE HE:)
always been that way most guys would rather take 2 or three bulletts than face cold steel. bayonet-sword axe EEEEEK. :)

ALSO WHILE ON THE SUBJECT OF SWORDS- we went to see the last samuri yesterday, what a pleasant surprise it was one of the best movies i have ever seen. excellent storyline, well acted, and the sword and weapons handleing top notch. go see this movie and enjoy. i liked it so much i went in and watched it again this morning.:)
 
Originally posted by Kendo
hey hibuke in melbournme,wehere in sa adelaide never have any trouble importing swords from usa ect ,my son mikel recieved a shipment nice large parcel with 14 swords in. 7 were razor sharp katanas . so cant understand melbournes beef. allthough different states have differrent agendas. so if you do have probs and want a sword perhaps we can help ??. say send to us in adelaide then we would just forward on to you in melbourne. ?? . regards:)

Wow, what brand were those Katanas? How much did he pay for them? Wow!

And to answer drDan's question, I can safely say I'm sitting at much less than a dozen Khuks, but more are on the way! :D

Yes, I may consider taking up that offer, but sadly, customs being so may decide to inspect domestic packages as well, being as they are! I had to pay stupid, unreasonable 25% GST on 2 'Chen PKs I brought in 3 years ago! :mad::mad::mad:

Yeah, the same old *FACT*, as true as the Bible asserts that (INSERT WEAPON TYPE HERE) don't kill people, people do! Somehow, beyond *ALL* that can be *PROVEN WITHOUT A DOUBT*, stupidity reigns supreme in our governments! :mad::mad::mad:
 
Hibuke... "There are more things on this planet with fangs, claws, poisons and scales than there are things that are warm, fuzzy and full of love. It's a simple fact." -James Keating That is REALLY true about Australia... 80% of the snakes there are venomous, which is the inverse of other countries where snakes are found. Even the duck billed platapus is venomous, although it would be difficult for one to innoculate someone... Let's not even get into the flora... Facinating place, but less facinating if they don't approve of long pointed objects. :D
 
Originally posted by Drdan
Hibuke... "There are more things on this planet with fangs, claws, poisons and scales than there are things that are warm, fuzzy and full of love. It's a simple fact." -James Keating That is REALLY true about Australia... 80% of the snakes there are venomous, which is the inverse of other countries where snakes are found. Even the duck billed platapus is venomous, although it would be difficult for one to innoculate someone... Let's not even get into the flora... Facinating place, but less facinating if they don't approve of long pointed objects. :D

Yeah, I remember hearing a couple of people describe a scene in one of the Discworld Books where the Librarian asks the question of what lethal Flora and Fauna there are in Australia...

No sooner did he say that when he was immediately *BURRIED* under a torrent of encyclopedias, scrolls and manuscripts!

After digging himself out of the mess, he then asked what *WASN'T* lethal in Australia and a single page fluttered down. On it was printed a single line: "Some of the sheep"! :D
 
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