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Moosez45

Moosez45

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I'll send a free, no charge BK14 Second to you if you make this thread your first post.

First person to put their first post in here, wins a free knife.

Cuz' I can.

Moose
 
Maybe........

Is she already lurking in this forum?

Moose
 
Moose is going heroin dealer style... "Here is your free Becker, kid.".... then the addiction starts spreading.. next thing you know you're in an alley with four BK9's on your belt wondering how it ever got this bad...

Grats MrBartley! :D
 
cOLD said:
Moose is going heroin dealer style... "Here is your free Becker, kid.".... then the addiction starts spreading.. next thing you know you're in an alley with four BK9's on your belt wondering how it ever got this bad...

Grats MrBartley! :D
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Yep....it starts with sloppy seconds, typically a freebie BK-11, possibly a prototype sans stampings/etchings, then you buy a can of paint stripper to strip the knife, because everybody else is doing it, and it comes out looking like caca. Then a jump to a 24 for its simplicity of stonewashed D2 steel...but there's that rough looking 11 that you stripped that looks like crap, so off to a buffing wheel you go, and now you've reshaped the entire knife, so you buy a new BK-11 to replace that Franken Necker. But it doesn't end there, since that 550 wrap just ain't cutting the mustard, so you spin for the micarta scales, and when you think you've got it licked, you find that everybody loves their TDI clip, so you ask mommy, again, for the credit card, and you order a $10.00 clip, and pay $9.00 for shipping. Finally, you're clean and sober, or so you think.....until you slip, have a teeny weeny taste of KB Devil's brew, and believe that in order to stop the DT's, you must buy those zytel scales for the 24, 'cause the wrap, again, just ain't doin' it for ya', so $12.00 for the scales, and $8.00 for the shipping; but because you are now fully addicted, this time you don't tell mommy you used the credit card. You're losing your grip on reality, you start to drink more, you post nonsensical posts, become combative with forum members over which knife is better, and after a few warnings about your behavior, you temporarily sober up, and apologize for your misdeeds. In order to make additional amends and get back in the graces of the MOD's, you announce you decided to go bigger and badder, and just ordered that new machete called the Becker/ESEE "Megalodon", a massive 12 lb beast you EDC when you're in that imaginary jungle full of coconut trees, palm trees, rubber trees, etc, and you justify such a purchase with tales of your next big adventure defying isula ants, Aficanized Honey Bees, eating the blue Poison Dart frogs raw and alive, and sleeping on the ground with the Brazilian Wandering spider. Respondents to your thread are enthralled with your fearless and gutsy trek through this dangerous land, and you respond in kind. But, the thread activity dies down, your thread winds up on page 13, and the depression and poly-substance abuse begins anew...you just have to have another knife, and you start scouring the for sale forums, looking for that illusive and exclusibe Ka-Bar or Becker that few have, but many want...you need to sate that burning desire in your gut, and curse the day you met the moose who got you hooked; the candy man, purveyor of all things sweet, but bad for your soul....you are addicted my friend..............

This sorry assed post will be a to be continued post....:eek:
 
cOLD said:
Moose is going heroin dealer style... "Here is your free Becker, kid.".... then the addiction starts spreading.. next thing you know you're in an alley with four BK9's on your belt wondering how it ever got this bad...

Grats MrBartley! :D
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Hahaha, that's gold. Kinda sounds familiar too, I think my knife addiction started when my Dad bought a fairly cheap Muela hunting knife for a camping trip. Within a couple of months I was wandering around the woods carrying as many blades as I physically could and walking the streets with folders clipped to any available spot. Now I've settled down and am more of a steady user although I still binge occasionally.
 
...and the third, fourth, and fifth come faster than you can imagine!
 
cOLD said:
Moose is going heroin dealer style... "Here is your free Becker, kid.".... then the addiction starts spreading.. next thing you know you're in an alley with four BK9's on your belt wondering how it ever got this bad...

Grats MrBartley! :D
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"Hey there, little boy/girl. Want some candy?"


:D
 
Got a PO box? I'd be careful about sending Moose your home address. He may decide to deliver it in person.

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