At the risk of turning this into a "Monkey's fist" thread, here's my experience:
Cool knot to end a lanyard with. I took a look at the instructions, figured "it can't be
that hard". It started out alright, but soon the parallel loops started becoming not-parallel.

I'll call my first trial the "Monkey's Ass".
Second trial: absolute failure. Gotta make the first set of loops big enough so that you can get everything through them on the third set.
Third trial: Looking better. While tying, I wrapped the first set of loops around my 2nd, 3rd and 4th fingers, it helps to keep the cord neat. On the 2nd loop, I threaded the cord through the gap between my 3rd and 4th fingers twice, and then threaded it once through the gap between my 2nd and 3rd fingers. Works great.
Just so I don't go OT, I always carried my Chive with the safety on. Nifty knife, but the constant worrying of "will it open in my pocket", and the need to switch off the safety kind of takes away from the smooooth gadget factor.