Any Redneck Busse Marines ?

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Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Jerry and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I
am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Jerry and Elmer all you do before
breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is
strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Jerry and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to
harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A 'route
march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore
feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the
school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Jerry with laughter. I keep getting medals for
shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once... He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry. Be sure to tell Jerry and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter ,

Alice




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I've seen that one a few times. See if googling General W.H. Thompsons definition of a Marine turns anything up.
Semper Fi.
 
Good Stuff:thumbup:

Got to love them Wisconsin Girls!

(and they can out drink you too!)



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Good one, 'Skunk!!! :thumbup:
 
The story reminds me of Monahan, the founder of Dominoes Pizza. He grew up in a Catholic orphanage. At age 18, the orphanage took all the boys down to the Marine Corps recruiter and had them sign up. In the Corps he said he couldn't understand what everyone was complaining about. After being raised by the Sisters of Charity, he thought that the Drill Instructor was real nice guy.
 
A great story to wake up too. THe more laughs I get in the morning the better:)
 
Hmm.

Those of you who are laughing have obviously never spent any time with the Marines in the field.:)
 
I haven't spent time in the field with marines so I apologize for laughing - but it was a good laugh. Thank you.
 
Is Alice the one who keeps getting pregnant to get out of deployments or is she the one who keeps going light duty so she can run a partial pft?
 
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