Any Uni-Brows?

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My girlfriend has a uni-brow and needs to shave it off. What is the best knife for shaving facial hair?
 
I needed to hear a good joke like that today...thanks for the joke...

fyi - the sharpest knife that I own...hands down no competition are my Black Jack Knives.

Ric
 
Personally, I prefer tweezers.
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For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

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sorry but the best advice i can give you is to make sure that she is not a "he" if you know what i mean...


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And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold the great red dragon having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads...And His tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth; and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
 
Uni brows are hilarious. I was at a party where a guy with a uni-brow walked up to me with a large pin/nail/needle. He looked like Satan from the southpark movie. He then proceeded to threaten me and told me he'd stab me and kill me with the pin or something. Very weird to say the least. Of course, I didn't take him seriously, so he decided to leave me alone when my friend pointed at all the visible pocket clips on me. I didn't threaten him though!
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I never threaten people.

-chang the chinese cheeto
 
11 days; Is that how long you are going to be alive after she reads that post. Whatever she uses just make sure she doesn't pull it straight down from her forehead and cut off the end of her nose.
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Chang, no! How could you change janitorial apparatus. That was the funniest thing that id seen this week! Oh well.

As for the uni-brow, that sounds pretty scary. But, on the other hand my master hunter could take care of that in a jiffy.
Andrew
 
Ahh, the dreaded uni-brow. This, like the mullet, must be eradicated by any means necessary.
It doesnt really matter what you use (with the exception of 6 month old, rusty razor without comfort strip) so long as you rid the woman of the uni-brow. Normally I would reccomend tweezers, but that would imply she has no aversion to plucking. Someone with a brushy thick uni-brow, has probably never seen tweezers EVER. I suggest you wait til she is soundly asleep and then with a sharp new razor, shave the area until she awakens.
Then run like hell! Do a forum search for "go bags" so you get an idea of what emergency supplies to pack as you will no doubt be on the run for a while.
 
I personally use a weed whacker to trim my uni brow but only after using the lawn mower to shave my forehead

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Hope this is a joke, I know I laughed hard. I have only known one Uni-brow person and he was 6'-5", 300 lbs and played line for the Oregon Ducks - there was no way I was going to bring it up with this caveman. Try hot wax - works good on the infomercials.
David
 
That is funny but extremely gross, no offense to all you feminine uni browers but that is nasty.............
 
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