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GhostWolf

GhostWolf

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Think the term Ratpacker sounds a little dirty?? Kind of like needle d**k the bugf***er. :D Or is it just my gutter brain?? I mean even Mrs. Shotgunner hasn't caught it.
 
Well, if y'all put it that way, being referred to as a ratpacker will be fightin' words... kinda like greased up, fake tan applied to ass by mother bodybuilder! :eek: :thumbdn:

:D
 
Sorry charlie- you dirty mind surpassed me on this one. Guess you've put me to shame. :hangs head and walks away:
 
I'm sure you have been feeling under the weather for that is the only way anyone could surpass you in anything. ;)
 
No, but if I keep starting these kinds of threads y'all might get the wrong idea about me.

I mean, my RAT Slutlery thread didn't go over well.
 
I packed a rat once but it exploded from overpressure.:barf:

A little bacon fixed it right up though.

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I think Rat Bastards sounds better than Rat Packers, which to me implies we're a cult that gets intimate with rats... :thumbdn:
 
Grump said:
Well, if y'all put it that way, being referred to as a ratpacker will be fightin' words... kinda like greased up, fake tan applied to ass by mother bodybuilder! :eek: :thumbdn:

:D
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It seems pretty unlikely to me that anyone would ever use that as an insult....well maybe, lets see..
Stick with me here and lets all place on our imagination station helmets........
your standing at your local bar, drinking a good beer talking to your friends and a well known total f#ckhead approaches you with a sh!tfaced smear.
He then says to you,"your a greased up, fake tan applied to ass by mother bodybuilder!"
Now knowing that all the above is true, what would be the appropriate reaction, to the sperm bank smelling fellow?
A) Reply with,"No im not currently greased up but yes i agree to everything else.
B) Pull out a scarf, make him bite it and knife fight him to the death as in The Long Riders movie.
c) Have a good laugh at the poor fellas miss formulated jargon and obviously lacking self esteem and return to your night of good company good drinks and good times......
 
crowdog said:
It seems pretty unlikely to me that anyone would ever use that as an insult....well maybe, lets see..
Stick with me here and lets all place on our imagination station helmets........
your standing at your local bar, drinking a good beer talking to your friends and a well known total f#ckhead approaches you with a sh!tfaced smear.
He then says to you,"your a greased up, fake tan applied to ass by mother bodybuilder!"
Now knowing that all the above is true, what would be the appropriate reaction, to the sperm bank smelling fellow?
A) Reply with,"No im not currently greased up but yes i agree to everything else.
B) Pull out a scarf, make him bite it and knife fight him to the death as in The Long Riders movie.
c) Have a good laugh at the poor fellas miss formulated jargon and obviously lacking self esteem and return to your night of good company good drinks and good times......
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i'm gonna have to say i would have gone w/ D but E could have worked for ya ;)

D.) dont get your mom to paint fake tan on your ass......and go through life ungreased.
E.) do it if you're gonna do it.......but don't announce it on the interweb.
 
Mrs.Shotgunner11 said:
i'm gonna have to say i would have gone w/ D but E could have worked for ya ;)

D.) dont get your mom to paint fake tan on your ass......and go through life ungreased.
E.) do it if you're gonna do it.......but don't announce it on the interweb.
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points taken.....im heading to the bathroom to wipe off the layer off Crisco i just applied. .........:o:(

:D
 
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