Anyone Heard from Steely_Gunz?

No, and doing a search doesn't turn up any posts by Jake yesterday either that I could find. Sure hope he and his family are alright and safe.
 
This went through my head too. He's in Evansville, where a bad tornado went through last night. I didn't click 45-70's link, but I'm sure that's what it is.

Smoke up. Hope he's just annoyed at the power being out.
 
Jake is alright, or at least in the Cantina. I see his handle in the list of who's in here.:thumbup: :D
Good relief!!!!:thumbup: ;) :cool: :D
 
[Jake is alright, or at least in the Cantina. I see his handle in the list of who's in here./QUOTE]

UNLESS----he is now a Zombie, or has been dispatched by the zombies and they are using his identity. And you thought regular id theft was bad!!

Don't worry, Zombies can't spell to save their non-lives so we'll know soon enough if it's really him.....;)
 
Well, lets see if he posts, then I won't have to load up with the FAL, Glock and Mortising Chisel...
 
Well, that's strange. I wonder why Jake didn't post? Maybe he did get zombified, better get ready to lock and load 45-70.;)

Still hope Jake and his family are alright. Sometimes when something like a really bad storm goes through you just get overwhelmed and don't feel like posting.:(
 
Guys, I'm touched. Really, thank you. I am fine. My family is fine. My wife and I were actually in Louisville over the weekend for my friend's bachelor party. I didn't know anything about the storms until this morning when i flipped on Fox News from the hotel room.
The tornado hit well to the south of my home and well to the east of any of my family members. It was a bad one though, from what I hear. Just another reason not to live in a trailer home if you can help it. Had the storm hit my neighborhood there probably would have been a house or two leveled, but most of us would be picking debris and buying roofing tiles...not looking for our buried family.

Once again, thank you. We're all OK. This part of the country pulls together in times of need. I'm going to try to throw together a sale at my store to raise a little money for the Red Cross.

Thanks again
Jake

edit to add: My stupid ISP cut out on me in mid reply. It's working for the moment. You guys are awesome:D

I promise I'm not a zombie...yet. Remember, I did sign my living-dead will. Just make sure Nasty doesn't take me out with a ball peen. I'd like to leave a beautiful corpse for my mother.
 
beautiful corpse?

er...so, you have plans for a port-mortem plastic surgery prior to the funeral services?

Interesting idea.








wacherass
 
Glad to see you back. Andy
 
Amen.

But I knew you weren't in a trailer....

Would NOT want a tornado sucking up your HI's... and blasting them through another house, car or anything...


Mike
Ad Astra
 
Kismet said:
beautiful corpse?

er...so, you have plans for a port-mortem plastic surgery prior to the funeral services?

Interesting idea.
wacherass
REPLY : Kismet ya beat me to it . L:O:L
 
Steely_Gunz said:
Guys, I'm touched. Really, thank you. I am fine. My family is fine. My wife and I were actually in Louisville over the weekend for my friend's bachelor party.

You've suppose to let us know when you come to town there Buddy, we'd have painted the sidewalks or something nice if we'd known!

Steely_Gunz said:
I promise I'm not a zombie...yet. Remember, I did sign my living-dead will. Just make sure Nasty doesn't take me out with a ball peen. I'd like to leave a beautiful corpse for my mother.

Thats the beauty of the mortising chisel! Small entrance wound.
 
Would NOT want a tornado sucking up your HI's... and blasting them through another house, car or anything

Ok, if I wasn't afraid of tornados I am now:eek: A "khuk-nado" is definitely something to fear!!

Mental note: stop giving khuks to neighbors
 
Steely_Gunz said:
...I'd like to leave a beautiful corpse for my mother.

I've heard that all the chemicals in Twinkies help to preserve the skin. You'll save hundreds in embalming fees. :rolleyes: :) It's win, win.
 
BruiseLeee said:
I've heard that all the chemicals in Twinkies help to preserve the skin. You'll save hundreds in embalming fees. :rolleyes: :) It's win, win.

Didn't Elvis try that? No wonder everyone still thinks he's alive

Jake

thank you. thankyouver'much
 
Steely_Gunz said:
I promise I'm not a zombie...yet. Remember, I did sign my living-dead will. Just make sure Nasty doesn't take me out with a ball peen. I'd like to leave a beautiful corpse for my mother.

i've found that those who protest too much have a hidden agenda. i remember when munk was a zombie he tried to convince us all that he wasn't. luckily his immune system kicked in and fought off the virus & he was cured (or so he says, i think it may just have gone dormant). only took two months to convince us he was back amoungst the living. he made us give back his armoury and his wife.

there are a few of us besides nasty with ball-peens (mine is non-sparking naval bronze) we keep ready for such instances as this, and as we are aware that it would be impossible for you to ever be considered beautiful, except by your mother, the judicious application of a ball peen may improve your appearance & earn your 'undying' zombie gratitude.

p.s. - remember that all who share in the termination of a zombie get to share in their possessions, kukhs, knives, swords, gunz, dancing girls, wives, concubines, girlfiends, etc.
 
kronckew said:
i've found that those who protest too much have a hidden agenda. i remember when munk was a zombie he tried to convince us all that he wasn't. luckily his immune system kicked in and fought off the virus & he was cured (or so he says, i think it may just have gone dormant). only took two months to convince us he was back amoungst the living. he made us give back his armoury and his wife.
I remember that... but as a zombie, Jake would surely be still armed with his kerambit, or worse, his AKB. His posting could be a fiendish trick, even if he DID sign that non-reanimation pledge just before the event.

I wonder if he FILED that pledge with Yvsa, like the rest of us.

If he posts a thread like

"O.T.: Tasty Brrrrain Recipes" we'll know.



Ad Astra :confused:
 
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