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I LOVE FRUITCAKE ! !

I LOVE MINCEMEAT PIE ALSO !



I took a battering last CHRTISTmas over fruitcake. Am prepared to slug it out with the heathen again .

Have given up hope of ever getting another homemade one but will start looking for Claxon tomorrow.


Uncle [ out of step ? ] Alan ;) :thumbup:
 
Uncle Alan, I like fruitcake also. :thumbup:













But.Please don't send me any! :eek: ;)
 
Just like anything else, there's fruitcake and there's fruitcake. I guess most people have never had a good one, and I can understand why -- I've tried some pretty bad ones. If I had encountered one of those first I might never have tried fruitcake again.

Homemade is not necessarily better. There was a friend of the family who used to bake fruitcakes with rum in them. I suspect she was so afraid the rum might not be of the best quality that she kept tasting it, until she was too drunk to read the recipe....

In my humble opinion a fruitcake should have just enough cake in it to make the bits of fruit and nuts stick together. That doesn't guarantee it will be a good fruitcake, but it's a good sign.
 
I'm a great believer in every holiday having its own special treats. Bring on the fruitcake -- after all, they named it after all of us! :D
 
Esav Benyamin said:
I'm a great believer in every holiday having its own special treats. Bring on the fruitcake -- after all, they named it after all of us! :D

Speak for yourself "Fruity."
 
As a great French chef once said, "You are what you eat."


(( Do NOT move this to Whine & Cheese !!! :grumpy: ))





:p
 
I haven't had one in a while but there was a time when I ordered one every year from these guys
http://www.collinstreet.com/?gclid=CPDZ45CC-4ECFUVnOAodGEYnTQ
I always like them. I don't think they don't deserve the bad reputation.
The serving suggestions said that you could soak the cake in whiskey over night. I never could bring myself to do it. I was too afraid I wouldn't like it and ruin the cake and waste the whiskey. Have any of you 13%ers tried it that way?
 
Esav Benyamin said:
As a great French chef once said, "You are what you eat."

I can attest to the fact that Ed is not a fruit. A crusty old lump of bread, yes. Fruit, no. :p ;)
 
I've never had mincemeat pie and don't even know what it is.

I guess I have the same prejudice about fruitcake most do. We had it when we were little kids, but I haven't eaten any for 30 years or so. Good Lord willing, I won't have any for the next 30 years either...:p

Now pickled herring, there is a holiday treat. In wine sauce or in cream sauce, either way is fine. Plop 'em on unsalted crackers...oh yeah, that's some good eatin'...:cool:
 
Tomorrow night on Leno,the Fruit Cake Lady will be featured.Crazy old bat,funny as heck! :D
 
tarsier said:
Now pickled herring, there is a holiday treat.
Too good to wait till the holidays! I grew up on pickles, pickled herring, pickled tomatoes ... and crusty old rye bread!
 
There is but one fruitcake in the world and it gets sent to everyone every Christmas season. If you eat it, you will break the chain and fruitcake, as we know it, will become extinct.....

Save The Fruitcake!!
 
For years my Mom made at least a couple of dozen fruitcakes every year to give out as Christmas gifts. I can remember her sitting and cutting up dried fruits and nuts for hours. Sometimes I would help, but not nearly as often as I should have probably. It was very time consuming, and as she got older it became more difficult so she started gradually cutting back on the number she would make to give as gifts. When people got other gifts they acted hurt and maybe a little mad. You see, people loved them. I would say that everyone that got one loved it. This may have been because they were soaked in good Kentucky Bourbon, but Bourbon isn't exactly rare in Kentucky. Most people know fruitcake from the horrible doorstops sold as fruitcake by mail order cheese and sausage vendors, but those are mear facsimiles of a good homemade fruitcake.

The things only got better with age too, which always perplexed me when I was a little boy. My family would usually keep two, one for Christmas and one to nibble on for the next few months.

Mincemeat pie is a delicacy that is also butchered by many people. It wasn't a family tradition, but I've had some that were delicious with a tart and sweet filling and flaky crust. On the other hand, I've had others that I would just as soon not remember. IMO there is no mediocre mincemeat pie, it's either fantastic or disgusting.

The sad thing is that nobody really learned to make my Mom's fruitcake. There's probably a recipe, but a lot of what she cooked when I was growing up had no written recipe or there were so many mental revisions that the recipe was a very loose guideline. Mom has major problems with her memory now (alzheimer's disease or something very similar) so the Christmas fruitcake is a lost family tradition.

If someone you know makes you a fruitcake this Christmas, try it you might like it. If your family has a holiday tradition make sure you learn to pass it on before it's too late.

Sorry that was so long.
 
My Aunt has an excellent fruitcake recipe, which she won’t share.

Instead of water, the recipe uses pineapple juice, which seems to make the cake incredibly moist and flavorsome. At least this is my assumption, until I find out the rest of the recipe.

Yum!
 
I've never had a fruitcake that I liked. Most that I've tried brought on bouts of choking and gagging until the offending piece found its way into the trashcan.

Now Jewish apple cake, that's a different story..
 
My Aunt thankfully took her cranberry bread recipe to her grave. I am scarred for life from the times that I had to eat a piece "to be polite" as a kid. Thank god she never tried to make fruitcake!
 
My great grandmother used to make fruitcake. That was good. The other store bought gruel that you can use to hit people is:barf: :barf: :barf:
 
Was in an airport pre-9/11 and there was an announcement over the intercom that somebody had left a fruitcake at the security check point. I nearly died laughing.

If that happend today they would probably call in the bomb squad and "detonate" it (unsucessfully of course)
 
Paul is right . Like anything else fruitcake depends on the ingredients. We searched for the very best dried fruit. Ours was mostly fruit, only a little flour and of course some fine brandy !! Make it in september since three months of aging improves the flavor. Our fruit cake was not turned down !!
 
Yep, fruitcake is really good only when it is mostly fruit. :thumbup:

I hate that stuff that is like cake with only a few morsels of fruit in it.:barf:
 
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