I was just thinking about how I used to blithely use a knife for EVERYTHING. Blissful days of just whittlin, stabbin, pokin, pryin, whackin an just USING the stoopit things.
Then I became WISE! I learned of metals. Never again would I use a Buck 501 to pry open a stuck Toyota tailgate and bust it only to have Buck replace it FREE even though I told em I had WRECKED it and just wanted to BUY a new blade and then get it back looking like new so I could go back to prying, whacking, stabbing, etc.
I think I may even have known .... CONTENTMENT. Contentment at having just STAINLESS steel that didn't turn to brown powder from benign neglect and look awful until ya scrubbed it on the side of the STONE ta loosen it up afore slathering OIL all over it.
The days when NOTHING was better than WD-40.
When a dropped knife that picked up a dent was just put in yer pocket without even a GLANCE at the dern thing.
Goin out and cuttin stuff up with whatever was in yer pocket.
Actually that was kinda FUN!
But NOW.... I am a sophisticated steel connoisseur with 3 knives in my pocket and NUTTIN ta pry open a Toyota tailgate with unless I go get a screwdriver.
Ahhh....ignorant bliss.

Then I became WISE! I learned of metals. Never again would I use a Buck 501 to pry open a stuck Toyota tailgate and bust it only to have Buck replace it FREE even though I told em I had WRECKED it and just wanted to BUY a new blade and then get it back looking like new so I could go back to prying, whacking, stabbing, etc.
I think I may even have known .... CONTENTMENT. Contentment at having just STAINLESS steel that didn't turn to brown powder from benign neglect and look awful until ya scrubbed it on the side of the STONE ta loosen it up afore slathering OIL all over it.
The days when NOTHING was better than WD-40.
When a dropped knife that picked up a dent was just put in yer pocket without even a GLANCE at the dern thing.
Goin out and cuttin stuff up with whatever was in yer pocket.
Actually that was kinda FUN!
But NOW.... I am a sophisticated steel connoisseur with 3 knives in my pocket and NUTTIN ta pry open a Toyota tailgate with unless I go get a screwdriver.
Ahhh....ignorant bliss.