Arrr! Do ye know what day this be?

Scope your glass on this me matey !


What did the pirate say to the half French half aboriginal Land lubber ?

( Arr Metis , Have you ever been to sea ?)

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WilL I walk the plank for that one ?
 
How much did it cost the Pirate to get his ears pierced?

a buccaneer.



What's the sound of one pirate clapping?

ouch ouch ouch ouch


AAAAaargh.
 
Shiver me timbers, hoist the mainsail lets sail away from these landlubbers.
Aye mateys



James :thumbup:
 
A pirate walks into a bar with a steerin' wheel down his pants - t' bartender looks at him and asks - "Why t' steerin' wheel down t' pants?" - T' pirate replies - "Arggh It's drivin' me nuts"
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A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"

 
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