ASH1 is coming.....

Solstice

Solstice

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According to the Busse calendar...Right?;):p


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It's coming!! Just in time to kill our kid's Christmas budget!!

Christmas morning at my house:
"Here son! (4 y.o.). I got you this killer FFBM Custom!! I'll hold it for you until your are 30!"

"Honey, I got you this Sweet SFNO! Yes, I know you are scared of my knives, that's why I will hunker down and use this one for you..."

"Pumpkin!! (6 y.o. daughter) Look at the killer Pumpkin Meaner Daddy got you. No no no! Not until you are older! I'll take good care of it in the mean time!!"

Meanwhile, I have 7 ASH-1 in various configurations hiding in the basement...
 
Jeepnut22 said:
It's coming!! Just in time to kill our kid's Christmas budget!!

Christmas morning at my house:
"Here son! (4 y.o.). I got you this killer FFBM Custom!! I'll hold it for you until your are 30!"

"Honey, I got you this Sweet SFNO! Yes, I know you are scared of my knives, that's why I will hunker down and use this one for you..."

"Pumpkin!! (6 y.o. daughter) Look at the killer Pumpkin Meaner Daddy got you. No no no! Not until you are older! I'll take good care of it in the mean time!!"

Meanwhile, I have 7 ASH-1 in various configurations hiding in the basement...
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ROTFLMAO... FREAKING PRICELESS!!!​


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Jeepnut22 said:
It's coming!! Just in time to kill our kid's Christmas budget!!

Christmas morning at my house:
"Here son! (4 y.o.). I got you this killer FFBM Custom!! I'll hold it for you until your are 30!"

"Honey, I got you this Sweet SFNO! Yes, I know you are scared of my knives, that's why I will hunker down and use this one for you..."

"Pumpkin!! (6 y.o. daughter) Look at the killer Pumpkin Meaner Daddy got you. No no no! Not until you are older! I'll take good care of it in the mean time!!"

Meanwhile, I have 7 ASH-1 in various configurations hiding in the basement...
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Hilarious.... Good stuff for future Busse ads!

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I broke down and ordered a Scotch Dispenser this afternoon, in the hopes that *maybe* it would work some magic, and get the ASH1 up on the site just a smidge sooner. I talked with Kathy at the shop (I think that was her name, she was very sweet) and she said the Scotch Dispensers should be shipping within "4-6" weeks. I said "you mean 'two weeks'?"and she laughed "ha ha! 4 to 6 weeks".

So this means one of two things:

1) The scotch dispensers will ship and the ASH1 will go up in 4-6 weeks. (hooray!)

or

2) "4-6 weeks" means 2-3 "two week" intervals, which means the ASH1 will be up sometime before the glaciers all melt and we have to grow gills like Kevin Costner in Waterworld. And we can all use our shiny new ASH1's as paddles.

I'm just wondering what my chances are of having a CGASH1 in my hands by Easter.
 
Busse:
It will be approximately 2 weeks before the SC will be shipped.

Reality:
It will be when Jerry and Garth sober up from the holidays before the SC will be made so they can be shipped.

Busse:
It will be approximately 2 weeks prior to the SC shipping that the ASH1 will be up for sale on the main page.

Reality:
It will be when Jerry and Garth get over their hangovers and start drinking again before they remember that they were supposed to put the ASH1 up for sale on the main website.

In the future you can use this as a timeline for any of the knives coming out.

:p:cool:;)



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Solstice said:
Busse:
It will be approximately 2 weeks before the SC will be shipped.

Reality:
It will be when Jerry and Garth sober up from the holidays before the SC will be made so they can be shipped.

Busse:
It will be approximately 2 weeks prior to the SC shipping that the ASH1 will be up for sale on the main page.

Reality:
It will be when Jerry and Garth get over their hangovers and start drinking again before they remember that they were supposed to put the ASH1 up for sale on the main website.

In the future you can use this as a timeline for any of the knives coming out.

:p:cool:;)



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It's funny, because it's true! I'm going to start drinking now.
 
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