Attached bye a Hot doug!

Axe yourself this. Are yew being robed? A tack when robed is self offense. Its leagle to offend yerself when a tack.
 
This own thyme hidler a tacked me. he rilly liks weaners, and I wuss tacking a leek in the bakyard and he all most bet my weener off! Auch! I wiped out my trosty kook and coat hem in haf! He oanly soferd four aboot too secons.
 
cognitivefun said:
Axe yourself this. Are yew being robed? A tack when robed is self offense. Its leagle to offend yerself when a tack.
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Boy, I wonce usd my Dessert Eagle two shoot a agrssive rootweeller/grissly beer hybrid witch was eeting my frends wile we wuz in a cercle. Wuz this leegle?


Jeb the Baptholic
 
Jebadiah_Smith said:
Boy, I wonce usd my Dessert Eagle two shoot a agrssive rootweeller/grissly beer hybrid witch was eeting my frends wile we wuz in a cercle. Wuz this leegle?
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I new some gy giv leagle advis butt he wuz knot a liar an he got putt in jale. I cant tel youse be leagle or nut.
 
in da aireas ware attack weeners is most prominint ah reckon ah'd wawnt won maid up from carbin fyber or tytaineum, so the gards din't fond it. :D
 
Runs With Scissors said:
in da aireas ware attack weeners is most prominint ah reckon ah'd wawnt won maid up from carbin fyber or tytaineum, so the gards din't fond it. :D
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Carbin fybet went evan scratch hot dawg armer. Yew need sammuri steal, at tha veary leest, vorpal swords is better.





Jeb the Mormon
 
I had a rekurd cuz I was kyused of batery. I got putted in prism. I nvr battered no won no how. I tell u the tooth by my nanny gotes gravey.
 
Most of you would think about striking fast, slice through the dog and be done with it. (No, I'm not going into BF dialect) A Kobra or Chitlangi. But if you used a heavy blade, with a dull edge, you'd not only sever the thing but destroy much of the soft tissue on either side of the cut. This would make sewing it back on next to impossible.



munk
 
So basically, we're talking about a dog without a dick, not just a dog without seed. (neutered)



munk
 
... you guys do not know what you do to a non native English speaker. I am sitting here in Germany reading the stuff loud to understand the nonsense... :) (does it make sense to understand nonsense :confused: )

Have to go to bed now...


Andreas

Being far from perfect myself I found this time his spelling had improved...
 
Pan Tau said:
... you guys do not know what you do to a non native English speaker. I am sitting here in Germany reading the stuff loud to understand the nonsense... :) (does it make sense to understand nonsense :confused: )

Have to go to bed now...


Andreas

Being far from perfect myself I found this time his spelling had improved...
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Haha, Andreas, your English skills are better than John Cade's any day of the week!
 
Two reely kil a dawg yew kneed to pot a steak threw its hart and bern it. Otherwese thei com back tha nixt day, angree becuss yew cot of there heds! Won tim eye saw a hedless dawg kill my dad!





Jeb the Seventh-day Adventist
 
ah no dats all troo, but back in a good ole daze, my pappy waz a profeshonal nife thwoer. he used to wip my but when i got in truble, but he also showed me how ta thro a knaif.
i was in the woods one time and a big pig came running and i decided i wanted a piece of that pink pork pie.
so, me and my buddy, we grabbd the wild pig and tied hs leggs to some little treez and then we got BIZZY!





Daniel the Philosodomarian
 
Thees storee aint true, I jus had to share it wit somone. Im goan crayzee.

Danny Boy, yo must be yung, thets nothn. Won time I wuz campn an a spaceshipt beemd a yeti down to cappture me. Tha alieens in the ship wantd my seed fer there breading exprments. Lawng storee short, i kilt the yeti wit a lawnmower blad (lick in da end of da mewvee Slingblad) ande shoat there spachip doan wit my SKS III assalt rifl. Yew civilans doan kno about the SKS III yet, jus us spec oops guys.






Jeb the Sunni Muslim
 
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