Attention: All suckers who answered the "how much did you spend?" thread

[Uncle Bill]

If you wish to avoid an extremely uncomfortable encounter with your non-knife spousal unit, please follow my instructions exactly.

1. Send me a knife listed on your easily copied and e-mailed "wife wouldn't understand it in a million years" post.

2. Upon receipt of ten knives, I will delete the thread and save you from a fate beyond imagination.

Please attend to this immediately. I am not a patient man.

(Also please note that no confession came from yours truly. Reverse blackmail will not and cannot be attempted, you lame-brained, snivelling fools!!!)

[This message has been edited by Uncle Bill (edited 05 October 1999).]

 

[ThomM]

I really don't believe you can delete it.

 

[AJ]

Uncle Bill - thanks for your most generous offer. However, in an effort to continually add to my "sporting goods" collections, I've decided that it's a good idea to help my better half add to her various collections.
Seems rather fair, and, allows us both to purchase those trinkets that are near and dear to our hearts without having to sneak them into the house. It does slow down the purchase process a bit, but seems to work much better in the end.

Thanks again, though, for your kind offer!

AJ

 

[Steve6]

I knew I wasn't the only one here who has to factor in the price of furniture or jewelery when considering the price of a knife or gun.

 

[not2sharp]

Bill,

You low down rotton scoundrel ...I'm ashamed I didn't beat you to it.