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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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Well, at least the surgery was a success!! :barf:

I may not be able to afford a Busse, but were one to grace my sight in the form of a folder............aww heck, I only need one kidney and one lung.:D
 
But you can't chop with a folder:confused:
However, I'd bet the farm that you can with a Busse folder:p
Good one KAAK:thumbup:
 
Kylun said:
Awww heck, two weeks? I can handle that. :D



On a side note, what damage do you think a Busse folder would do to the bank account? :o
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Absolute carnage, there'd be Benjamin's laying in pieces everywhere.... ;)


On a serious note, does anyone know if Busse are planning a folder in the next few years at all??


I would expect (from my limited knowledge) that Jerry would want to make something completely unique, and have a patented lock system or something else, as I can't see Jerry borrowing from other folders... although I wouldn't mind one bit as long as the sharp bit is made of INFI!
 
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